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AEW:
I love that Page ran over to check on Number 5 rather than chase Hardy.
Mizuami beat Kong (with vicious looking leg drop)!!! (I mean, logically, I can see it's easier to bring her over to the US than Aja Kong but ... !!!)

Impact:
I know why his trunks say this, but someone who is wearing "Something" emblazoned on his shorts only causes me to make bad jokes.
That table spot was nasty.
I will be mean about him again, but Striker telling a good story with "Can Jake stand to put his cousin through a table?"
So Jake got to keep first name and Cody got the surname?
Flying Moose!

He is an angry D'Amore.

Liking Trey's new music.
I will happily watch any combo of these 6 people in a match.
OMG Taurus vs Willie Mack.

Dear Ratbag, stop it. (I do love the joy Callihan brings to being 'orrible)

I will remain mean about the Good Brothers, but woah, lifting Larry D into a fall away slam take doing.

FinJuice so adorbs. (Which relates to this - https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1364398202531758081)

I like the way Jordan Grace uses her feet in the pin after the Grace driver.

AEW: - Is Sinister Minister now doing job lots of weddings?
Jerry Lynn looks good in a suit.

I am intrigued by how Sting will cope in the brave new world of no good guys and bad guys.

TNA:
Havok vs Tasha, I am here for this

I do like Sami's shocked "I have unleashed Godzilla face" when Shamrock goes kill-crazy.

I do like the vibe of the Dreamer and Swann bit, all insulted pride etc
And Storm! being all "my tag partner! him you do not hurt".

Fulton v Quiet North, also here for that. (I made a noise over that leg take down. I know Page is Karate Man but I suspect Alexander's done some jiu jitsu). Holy heck!

TNA, where the guy who got eye-gouged is the villain!

Acey's fear and terror at Rosemary. Reasonable, yes, but amusing.

The Vile One is up to something.

Apparently I am Jordyn Grace's height.
Bam!

TJP and Rohit is glorious flippy nonsense.
Some fine counter-sneaking from Rohit and friend (hello Mahabali Sheera again)

Jake, don't fall for it. (Can someone give that man a hug?)

AEW: I only got to catch the last two matches but
1 - I would happily watch Abaddon and Shida in all the matches
2 - Abaddon can never meet Suzy or the Sinister Minister. Or Rosemary. There will be glorious weirdness.
3 - I will happily watch Fenix v Omega. (I know they are teasing us deliberately, but Ibushi vs Omega would make me make all the noises) (Damn it, I now have to deal with the Good Brothers on two shows. On the other hand, the vile Callihan could ride to the rescue.) (Wait, in the gap the Good Brothers have done bad to the Young Bucks ... I suddenly feel warmer towards them.) (Does this mean TNA/Impact are the ones doing the invading for once?!)

TNA:
New X Division types (Blake Christian and KC Navarro) for me to enjoy. Navarro in particular looks like my kind of nonsense.
I <3 Ace Austin's dubious face at having to cope with Crazy Steve.
Ace Austin had a plan. It is evil, sneaky but it works.
Dear TNA, if you're listening, all I want for Christmas 2021 is Ace Austin vs KC Navarro one on one.
This match!! (Also Fulton on the outside cheering Ace Austin on.)

Ah, the Vile One remains the Joker (also, AIP means something very different at my work). And there he goes, a-threatening of the womenfolk.

I do like that Kenny cuts evil promo without belittling his opponents.

I thought they were exaggerating about Joe Doring, and then I saw him next to Cousin Jake!

Aww, Matthew Palmer doing a good job of cuddly underdog.
True rattedness would involve Moose pinning him with 2 second left. Willie Mack, I love you, and your gleeful face.

I love that Rosemary and Taya back each other up without it being a question.

More X-division nonsense, yay!

Rosemary and Tenille is glorious nonsense. (Excellent work on Tenille and Kaleb bringing up Tenille's inability to keep a tag partner)
I think the Havok vs Jazz bits of this require the phrase "slobberknocker". (It is glorious) (If you're taking requests Impact, Jordyn Grace vs Havok!) Madison Rayne is not wrong about 2020 having been the most chaotic year in ... everything.

I love you Rich Swann.
Ah, the bad guys watch TV. (Not even joking, but if AEW want to take the Good Brothers off of TNA's hands, I will happily take Private Party, or any one or two of the other tag teams that AEW don't know what to do with).

Ah, Father James Mitchell having to explain that daemonology is not an exact art.

Who let Ethan Page loose in the SFX suite?

I sense this (Callihan vs Edwards) will end violently.
Boys, be careful
One day, the refs are just going to say we refuse to ref matches with these two. [Not two seconds later, the ref goes, 'I have hadn't it with your nonsense'.] Okay, that doesn't stop them either.
I'm with Josh, this was never on the rails.
Oh Sami asking for mercy and reaching just the wrong person.
Has Sami kidnapped wives again?
Sami, may I humbly suggest that you have cheesed off the wrong lady.

AEW: - If you want me not to like FNJE and friend, don't have them face the Young Bucks. The end of this match was such bullshit, proper full on "spot who owns the company etc" bullshit.

Feel free to judge but I am all <3 over Sting. Because he is stupid good as his natural alignment in the best way. Cody, shush!

Page, do not fall for it.

Ortiz is love!
The inevitable Wardlow and Hager fight will soon commence.

Okay, I continue to be bored now by FTR but I do like them being a team.

Omega is probably deliberately channelling Miami Vice, right?

TNA:

I enjoy sulky shouty North.
Sabin vs Alexander was joy. I liked the tag partners immediately running over to their respective partners. I did not like tag team dissention between the North!

Madison Rayne and Josh Matthews are really selling quite how weird the Omega on TNA thing is.

I also like Chris Bey being reasonable and o_O at Moose not being.

Deener story works. Because Cody's going off the deep end and Jake's in an impossible position. Madison Rayne is right as usual (about Joe Doering this time). Rhyno to the rescue!

Mr Mundo got hit by shrapnel :D
Larry D highlighting the silly.

Why are they giving the Vile One mic time?
Alisha, had you not noticed him indoors was like that before?!

I continue to enjoy Josh's self-admitted cowardice on the topic of telling Moose he's not the TNA champion.

Oooh, they're doing an invasion storyline, but differently. Every Impact fan wants to marmelise Omega within 4 minutes.
Kayfabe is dead.
Evil nerd Omega is a thing of joy and want to thump forever.

AEW:
Dear AEW - please, please don't expect me not to cheer for Flippy Nonsense Jack Evans and friend. Because, well, he's Flippy Nonsense Jack Evans.
Consistency, AEW, about good guys and bad guys, I ask for it (or, Young Bucks, not good guys, no matter what, deal with it).
I am here for Shida vs Abadon.
Related to good guys and bad guys - the Murderhawk Machine and Jake the Snake Roberts are not good guys, I love them lots but their role in life is not supposed to be defending the enfeebled from Eddie Kingston.

TNA:
Mr. Mundo is bandaged too.
Scotty, you are less than convincing relieved about Johnny Bravo's recovery.

New girlies to face Steels and Hogan. (I love both teams) (Also, fisherman's suplex, excellent thematic work Sea-Stars)
Jazz!!!!!! (Her finishing move, whatever it's called this year, remains one of my favourites)

I am not here for tag team dissension between the North.

The trial is glorious nonsense (especially, the Nation of Litigation, and the swearing in on the PW500/Necronomicon)

Everyone is having far too much with the "other characters TJP has been" nonsense.

Sami has found a useful cult to lead - and is the voice of reason!!!

Tenille, the red is better. Alisha remains adorbs.
More new knockouts!!!
Su Yung and Suzie together!!! This is excellent use of camera angles and lack of audience.

Willie, it was for your own good.
It's new (or returning) people all over.
(Dear Striker, are you ignoring that it's also Callihan's finisher? Having a fit of the screamers over the Eric Young piledriver only, is a bit peculiar.)

Sinister Minister being sinister remains glee-making. Deonna and Kimberlee, recall what happens in deals with the Devil.

Swann vs Shamrock works as a match, Swann looks brave, it makes it clear that Shamrock doesn't need Callihan and he looks like implacable death.
Is troll prince just magnetically attracted to Eddie Edwards's eyes?

AEW: - there was nap.

TNA: - Kaleb with a K would have had a country singer gimmick 30-40 years ago, discuss.
I love Madison's ring gear. It is so legit classic cool.

The thievery of that roll of cash continues.

Idiot Weed Broz remain marvellous (I am enjoying them while I can). I do like that they are giving them a proper send off. They deserve it.

I love how evil Sami is while being nice.

That is some excellent sinister background music work at the end of the Virtuosa bit.

I would like to thank you all for not spoiling me about a certain J Storm appearing :) (Yes, I made a noise. Not *the* noise, which will be saved for an occasion which will never happen.)

AEW:

Wardlow is going smush MJF eventually, and it will be glorious.
Page is getting ever more the heartbroken ex.
I made many unfortunate noises throughout this match.

Hi Matt Sydal. (Damnit, I weigh more than Matt Sydal. On the other hand, Matt Sydal makes me want to yell "eat something, Sydal") Bye Matt Sydal. (I would pay actual money for Sydal vs any one of the Rascalz or Ace Austin, or Shelley.)

Why is the tag title match between my two least favourite tag teams in AEW?

There is surreptitious Eric Bischoff. My joke about AEW being WCW is not supposed to be anything but a joke.

Omega is now being mean devious with his entrance. I hate you so much, and commend you for this action. You utter rat, Omega. (I would like to commend him for the rage he is causing, I mean this bit of business with the glove is just excellent and rage causing.)
Obvs. some part of me really wants to see Page vs Omega in the final, because well, venge! serious venge!. But part of me wants a longer build, or Page to lose horribly and Omega to be impossible about it and eventual defeat of sneery evil after sneery evil has got the title off Moxley.

TNA:
After Bound For Glory, which brought a big sigh of relief for Rhyno. I am also happy about the tag titles and the world title (Evil Canadians for the win and OMG Rich Swann won (I am all the joy) respectively).

Re: the return of the Sinister Minister - Nothing that worries Havok this much is not a good thing

Dreamer vs Brian Myers - There was lots of violent nonsense, and there's a bell-end joke to be made somewhere.
I did like Madison Rayne response to the thumbtacks and candy corn - Dreamer is the innovator of violence, Josh.

I never want Heath to turn on Rhyno. Because I will be upset. Rhyno so lovely.

Larry D, come down here immediately. That can't be good for his joints.
Some part of me is cheering for XXXL.

Scott D'Amore is done with ... everything.
The bad thing is I am wondering if wherever TNA are based (Jacksonville?) have an anti-SLAPP statute, because if it does, the wandering barrister has failed!
Su Yung - yet more, evil has the best music

Rascalz remain adorbs. As does Willie Mack.
Troll Prince remains ... troll prince.

The wedding nonsense reaches its climax.
The bridesmaid is trying to steal the bride.
Madison is right about wrestling weddings.
In other evil music news - Father James Mitchell.
I love the ridiculous vows.
I remain convinced that Rosemary is responsible for the shooting.

AEW:
Okay, being nice about FTR, that assisted powerbomb is awesome. I am still cheering for Best Friends.

I disapprove of Penta and Ray Phoenix being a first round match up in the tournament.
JR has been saving that "Hi ho Silva and away" joke, hasn't he? (I laughed. I have a terrible love of puns.)

People are going to be raging about that TNT title finish.

I love Big Swole's music. And Big Swole in general.

Did AEW really have an "every title is on the line" night and not a single title changed hands?! Oh AEW booking, how I loathe you in so many different ways.

TNA:

Scott is done with everyone.
The Havok/Neveah vs Tasha Steelz/Keira Hogan vs Taya/Rosemary was glee-making.
As is the wedding nonsense. There's a deal with the devil joke to be made about getting the Sinister Minister back.

Rhino is the best best friend. Over and above.

Why have they put Myers and Dreamer on the same team? Ah, random draw. Split Deeners! From their bit of this match, I will look forward to a lot of Tenille vs Alisha - I think the contrast between their heights and styles will make for excellent matches. I love the Deeners so much.

See *that* look works for the Virtuosa gimmick.

Insert traditional dislike of the Good Brothers here (so done with them). I do like Madison Rayne calling it a "do whatever you want" match.

:DDD Rich Swann!!!!

As an added note, not sure why all the adverts this week were for kid's toys, but I think it probably explains the somewhat … peculiar attitude the UK has to wrestling.

AEW:
Once again, can we be more careful with Darby Allin (and Dark Order 10 later on).

And now, Adam Page, the other half of the recent tag-team divorce, at mere mention of the other half getting a title shot, goes all pale and peculiar. Ignoring that I am never here for tag team betrayal, I am so here for Page vs Omega when it eventually happens (and I am even more here for "and the heroic Adam Page rides to Omega's rescue" if that happens.)

TNA:
Holy (bleep), Havok's strong.
I am on team MCMG vs Good Brothers, even if I suspect that MCMG are supposed to be the villains.
I loved the reverse at the end of the Grace vs Dashwood match.
Everyone in the wedding nonsense is having far too much fun.
Has the troll prince brainwashed Ken Shamrock?
Fulton/Ace Austin vs the North was great fun. Also, holy (bleep) Fulton's strong. I love that you could hear Shouty North shouting for / at Quiet North. Despite the North being villains, I do love that they utterly back each other up. It's peculiarly heart-warming.
I am team North if they face the Good Brothers.

AEW:, Missed the first half hour, was confused by someone that the screen assured me was flippy nonsense Jack Evans all grown up, and then I fell asleep.

TNA: - I do like EY's evil music, it is pleasingly sinister.
Alisha, this may be a bad idea. I love you, but a bad idea.
How is Tommy the saviour of right, good, true and TNA? I mean, other than Willie Mack is busy with Brian Myers, and Eddie is injured.

Rohit is having all the fun being evil. Some part of me does love him and his evil little ways.

I love you Willie Mack. And I laughed evilly at, "pros always ready" (paraphrased).

Rascalz vs Machine Guns - this is how you do everyone is cheating and not have me hate it. Because everyone be cheating. This match also showcased the advantage of watching the playback version - I can shout at the screen during my lunch hour in a way I couldn't at 3 am.

Ethan Page as the voice of reason is a terrible concept. Dear Good Brothers, this is an opportunity to make me like you. You could have been quicker to rescue the Machine Guns, but you will be temporarily accepted good.

"Look at the chaos, look at the carnage." "Look at the possibilities." Well said Madison.

Thing I like about EY - he makes piledrivers look like death.
I hate retirement angles.