Clive Barker: Why I Once Gave Up Horror Movies Entirely - https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/clive-barker-why-i-once-645017
Health:
Discreetly Tracking Down Sex Partners To Stop A Surge In STDs - https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/09/08/645624754/discreetly-tracking-down-sex-partners-to-stop-a-surge-in-stds
Law and order:
Warning over power of attorney risks - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40887323
Music:
Paul Simon Says 'I'm Finished' Writing Music - https://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2018/09/05/644544793/paul-simon-says-im-finished-writing-music
Photography:
In pictures: 2017 Galapagos photography competition - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-40923459
Sport:
American Football:
This is Phoebe Schecter, Britain's first female NFL coach - http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40928845/this-is-phoebe-schecter-britains-first-female-nfl-coach
Athletics:
Sanya Richards-Ross 'healed' by support after abortion revelation - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/40924207
World Athletics Championships 2017: How Nigeria trips up its own athletes - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40900480
Football:
Premier League: Transfer window changes 'a long way off' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40931420 Article from 2017. Things have still not changed.
The Rock: Dwayne Johnson praises Adebayo Akinfenwa's celebration - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40933785 Also from 2017
Everton’s under-23 squad are buying a house for young homeless people - https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/81a22fd8-f3a0-44b5-a849-ba3f5d601e57 From 2017, but Everton are very big into community work.
The 81-year-old woman inspiring a nation to recycle - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40191270
Dustbin man builds free library of thrown away books - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-40173423
A Country Created A Viral Vacationing "Swim Reaper" And People Love It - https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/eimiyamamitsu/the-swim-reaper-is-fully-enjoying-the-beach-life#4ldqpgp
Politics:
Reality Check: Does the weather affect election turnout? - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40172917
Sport:
Good News, Browns: Your Chances Of Making The Playoffs Are 1 In 19 Quintillion - https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/good-news-browns-your-chances-of-making-the-playoffs-are-only-1-in-19-quintillion/ From 2017, but gloriously well-written.
I have seen the results of draw for the Euro 2020 qualifiers, and I have very little to say about them, other than Austria’s draw looks okay (they can qualify second from that group), the fight for second place in group F looks like it could be tasty, and the winners of the Netherlands vs Germany will be us, the viewing public.
The interesting thing with this draw is the set of rules UEFA are using for the draw (full rules, less well explained under the “draw details” tab here). Some of the rules make sense, some of them are more .... well, as friend L said “I fear UEFA have seen American College Football, and told them to hold their beer.”
Starting with the sensible ones, one rule says that Spain and Gibraltar can’t be drawn together, and neither can Kosovo and Serbia or Bosnia-Herzegovina (I also suspect there would be surreptitious switching if Russia and Ukraine drew each other). I can completely understand that one.
Next is the cold weather rule - a maximum of two countries at risk of severe winters can be in one group. These countries are: Belarus, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, Iceland, Latvia, Lithuania, Norway, Russia and Ukraine. Again, I can understand that, cold weather increases the risk of postponement and if you have too many postponed games, the fixtures pile up at unfortunate points of the season.
Then there’s the distance rule about travel to Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan and Iceland because they are too far away from everyone. For each of these three countries there is a list of countries of which only one can be drawn with Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan or Iceland (the list for each country can also be found under the “draw details” tab here). Again, I can understand this one, because UEFA want atmosphere at the games and if you give fans too many far off places to travel then they’re not going to travel.
So far, so reasonably sensible.
Then we hit the rules where I am not quite sure why they’re there.
The first is to do with the host countries for Euro 2020. As I am sure you know, Euro 2020 is being hosted by many, many countries. UEFA are trying to make sure that the countries that are hosting will at least have a chance of qualifying, which again, I understand for atmosphere reasons. As the top two teams in each group qualify, no more than two host countries are allowed in each group. The host countries are: England, Scotland, the Republic of Ireland, Germany, Spain, Italy, the Netherlands, Azerbaijan, Denmark, Hungary, Romania and Russia. The reason I don’t like it is that it gives some of the bigger names in European football a bit of an advantage. If you’re England, you’re glad you don’t get Germany and say Romania, because Romania are a solid and occasionally tricksy side.
However, that rule is only going to stay for Euro 2020, unless they decide to repeat the experiment for a later tournament. The rule I really don’t like and that I can’t see going (unless the entire overly-complicated Nations League tournament is overhauled) is that the Nations League finalists have to be drawn in 5 team pools. This is so they have a gap in the schedules for the Nations League final matches. Those four teams are England, Switzerland, Portugal and the Netherlands.
I don’t like this rule because the teams that will be in the Nations League final are already going to be the good teams and giving them a match off seem to be depriving a minnow of a big money match.
As per usual, I’ve seen what draw you’d get if you apply these rules to the FIFA rankings at the time of the draw. If you apply the rules to the rankings, this is the result.
Group A | Group B | Group C | Group D | Group E | Group F | Group G | Group H | Group I | Group J |
Belgium | France | Croatia | England | Portugal | Switzerland | Spain | Denmark | Sweden | Netherlands |
Ireland | Serbia | Ukraine | Slovakia | Romania | Austria | Poland | Wales | Italy | Germany |
Bosnia and Herzegovina | Northern Ireland | Iceland | Scotland | Turkey | Czech Republic | Greece | Montenegro | Bulgaria | Norway |
Georgia | Cyprus | Luxembourg | Belarus | Macedonia | Slovenia | Albania | Finland | Hungary | Russia |
Israel | Estonia | Armenia | Faroe Islands | Azerbaijan | Kazakhstan | Latvia | Kosovo | Andorra | Moldova |
San Marino | Gibraltar | Malta | Lichtenstein | Lithuania |
Belgium get a rest match due to a lack of a 56th team, having earned it by being the top ranked European team on the FIFA rankings. Overall, the strength of the groups is similar, mostly because of the moving around that has to be done to accommodate all the rules.
Of course, depending on how the Nations League tier finals results go, there’s every chance a supercomputer is going to be required to understand who will eventually qualify, because UEFA like to overcomplicate everything.
I suspect that if the NCAA decide to expand the college football play-offs, their choices on how to do that are going to make this seem utterly logical, but then again, that might only encourage UEFA!
Support Toronto Wolfpack.
Why?
Because Toronto are trying to do what any NFL franchise based in the UK would have to do.
Now admittedly there are differences between the two: size of squad, overheads and relegation into and out of various leagues for a start...but you can bet your bottom dollar the NFL are keeping an eye on what happens to the Wolfpack, and they will include it in their calculations about whether a UK-based franchise would succeed.
The hurdles Toronto are having to overcome would also be a problem for a UK franchise:
- The distance (although, as several commentators have pointed out, the flight time between several US NFL teams is just as long as the US/UK flight time)
- Getting homegrown players into the team. Toronto have done something sensible and clever, they've run trials in Canadian and US cities to find people who haven't quite made the grade in the NFL or CFL (Canadian Football League) but who could transfer their skills to rugby league. The homegrown player thing is obviously less of a thing in the NFL because of the whole draft thing (and the franchise thing), but I think it would help embed the putative UK team better in the UK.
- Transport, although that’s not a problem for an NFL team as the NFL pay transport costs. But because the RFL don’t, Toronto have done another clever thing. They have signed a sponsorship deal with an airline, Air Transat. The airline are covering the cost of Toronto’s flights and, and here’s the clever bit, the flight costs of the UK teams that are playing Toronto. Toronto are also being nice and covering some of the travel costs for the UK fans coming over. Presumably to keep costs low, the matches are being played in sets of 5, so Toronto have 5 games over here, and then five home games back in Toronto. The putative NFL team won’t need to do that.
- Competition from other sports teams. Toronto is a good proxy for London (and the UK in general) because it already has a lot of sports teams. The Maple Leafs, the Blue Jays, the Raptors, the Argonauts and Toronto FC are just some of the teams that the Wolfpack will need to compete against to gain fans and an audience share.
If Toronto show that a transatlantic franchise could succeed, they might well be a stepping stone to getting the London Jaguars. So get cheering for them, UK NFL fans.
Superbowl (but somehow mostly rugby)
Feb. 3rd, 2013 03:01 pmNot that I'm going to actually be able to see any of it (or much of it). I've got 3 more proteins to purify by Friday so I need to be in work early on Monday.
So happy that Ireland won. Poor Owen (who thankfully is on the other side of the Atlantic since we have had housewide rows on these topics before) got up at 6 to watch that. He agrees with me that if Wales had started with Tipuric it wouldn't have ended that way. And not in a month of Sundays should Zebo's flick trick have worked.
England vs Scotland was a lot closer than the English press would have you believe.
We will not speak of Saints vs Huddersfield
The French rugby union team are a marvellous band of men, but I continue to be amazed that between 15 men and replacements, not a one of them can sing in tune.
And someone may wish to warn them that Castrogiovanni looks like he's ready to murderise them.
Writer's Block: Super Bowl Sunday
Feb. 5th, 2012 02:40 pmThe Giants, just for Justin Tuck. Reasoning here - http://blog.firstbook.org/2012/02/03/justin-tuck-champion-of-literacy/
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Jan. 24th, 2012 05:42 pmSaw the pilot of 'Suits'. I think I liked it, even if it did suffer from the occasional moment of 'this r serious moment, we must all look serious (and have serious music)', but I imagine that will level out as the series carries on.
Six Nations, Superbowl and the Film Meme
Feb. 7th, 2011 08:47 pm~~~~
Some Superbowl thoughts:
1) I find it interesting that in American football, the advice is tackle high while in rugby, it's tackle low. And I know why it is, because of the different rules about wrapping of legs, but I'm still not convinced that a well timed strike to the ankle isn't more likely to stop someone than a well timed strike to the waist.
2) One day, I will understand all this 3rd and inches stuff. That day was not yesterday.
3) Did I just seriously and for real get told that the biggest American football game of the year is being played on astroturf? Why would you do that to the players?
4) I am struck by how much easier UK commentators have it. Even on commercial TV, they don't have to regularly mention the sponsors.
5) I <3 Mike Carlson. And Tiki Barber. And Jake Humphries who is once again the BBC's go to guy for anything that involves strange hours and jet-lag.
6) Black Eyed Peas need to update that rhyme in "Boom Boom Pow!" It's not like it would be difficult - 'I'm so two-thousand and eleven, you're so two-thousand and seven'. I grant next year would be more difficult.
7) BEP are forgiven for everything. Slash!
8) If I were an NFL coach, I'd grab a coach from rugby league for the ball control bit, going off what Tiki Barber says about how you're supposed to hold the ball.
9) I get why it's when it is, but given how physical American football is, I'm amazed by when the Pro-Bowl is.
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Film Meme
Day 22 - Favorite Academy Award acceptance speech
I was very tempted to use Michael Caine's best supporting actor speech from 1999 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivUKqE4hIvQ
but my real favourite is the one that the director of Kolya gave when it won the Best Foreign Film Oscar for 1996
( The Other Days )
Writer's Block: Super Bowl XLV
Feb. 6th, 2011 02:38 pmAs I am in the wrong part of the country, and thus separated from the friends with whom I normally watch. Well I say watch, the Superbowl is mostly an excuse for booze and nachos. You can tell this by the one year, where due to other people moving, I was supposed to be the person who knew the rules.
I am also missing D. D, for he is the co-founder of the fencer's superbowl tradition. D and L are in the US, and are heading to a BBQ party. I have been invited. While I can't go (the invite was phrased as give us a buzz when you land at the airport), it amuses me that he's having to travel about the same distance to get home because he was at a conference.
So I might have a tinnie or two and watch the first half, or maybe not.
What A Weekend!
Feb. 8th, 2010 03:36 pmSaturday I went into the lab, and watched the Ireland v Italy game on TV. Ireland were terrible, but Italy were worse. Then I raced into town, bought some inner soles for my boots, and raced back home in time to see Johnny Wilkinson score England's first points against Wales. Not exactly a brilliant thing to come home to. I still have no idea what Alun Wyn Jones thought he was doing, and neither does O, my Welsh housemate.
Then we went laser-questing, which was fun, if we ignore the bit where I slipped and fell over, but, hey, these things happen and they happened to about 3 of us.
Mini-houseparty followed.
Woke up in time for fencing, and thanks to the presence of some newbies, was made to lunge for most of the second hour. My legs hurt.
Went to pub, put the fear of Red into the Captain for his absence from the training session, got ready for the Superbowl party.
The Australian (he has a real name, but it's shared by far too many of my friends so he'll be The Australian for blogging purposes) is a fellow Jezebel reader and agreed with my cheering for Scott Fujita as did the Cheerleader.
We managed to find a spare American to help G try to explain what was going on. It sort of helped. We were still v. confused as to why there was a giant fight at the start of the third quarter.
Anyway, the match was fun and I am very happy. The Cheerleader and I both cooed over Drew Brees and his son, much to the mockery of some of the guys. I don't care, they were adorable.
G, on the other hand, is now 0-4 on predictions ;)
All in all, great fun!
Superbowl Weekend
Feb. 6th, 2010 01:11 pmPreviously, I have had to ask for suggestions as to who to cheer for because, well, I prefer sport where I am at least actively engaged in cheering for someone. I mean, if I wanted to cheer for the winning side, I'd just need to ask G who he was cheering for and cheer for the opposition (seriously, he's 0-3 in the three years I've asked), but mostly I want to cheer for a supportable team, hence no New England Patriots because they are Man. Utd.
I was already tempted to cheer for the New Orleans Saints because my rugby league team at the Saints and, with the exception of football and rugby union, I'm normally in favour of cheering for a team with the same name. In the case of football and rugby union, I tell both Southampton and Northampton to get their own names and stop stealing other people's.
And then I read this - http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/03/sports/football/03fujita.html - article on Scott Fujita of the Saints (link care of the awesome
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Superbowl was fun, if odd. Well played Steelers 92. Spent most of it crashing against Jason's knee, which is disturbingly comfortable. He was out like a light so it wasn't like I was disturbing him. Unfortunately the one American Football fan we had in our vicinity was cheering for the Cardinals and poor M always does take things to heart.
The problematic social engagement is that some of the girlie fencers have organised an Ann Summers Party. I do not wish to go, it's not my thing and I'm really not all that fond of one of the girls that is going.
Fine, right, I can just stay at home.
Sadly not. The boys, in retaliation, are organising a boys night in at my house. Which, yeah, is bad enough to start with, because I can't see Dave tidying up, but on top of that it means I have nowhere to go that night. Unless I feel like going to the cinema on my own (which, you know, could give me an excuse to go and see the Spirit), or seeing if I can convince some other friends to do something that night.
Gah!
Manga and American Football
Jan. 29th, 2009 08:26 pmSecondly ( Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles Squee (spoilers for everything up to and including volume 17) )
Basically - eeeee! There shall be thoughts on 18 and 19 at some point in the future.
As to the American football, who should I be trying to convince people to cheer for at our Superbowl party?
Of Ruptured Spleens
Sep. 23rd, 2008 11:00 am"Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Chris Simms ruptured his spleen in a game against the Carolina Panthers in 2006 and had an emergency procedure to have it removed. He missed the rest of the season and returned in 2007, but was inactive for the first five games before being placed on injured reserve."
Source - http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-packers-harris&prov=ap&type=lgns
Name one of my stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.
2) This is Sebastian Chabal

(picture care of BBC.co.uk)
Other than being rather good, and playing for Sale, could someone remind me that I'm not supposed to consider him to be one of the most handsome and attractive sportsmen I can think of. It's not even that that's a bad picture, that's how he normally looks. I think it's the rugged beardiness.
3) Once again, I stayed up to watch the Superbowl. Exactly why this has become a fencing club tradition is beyond me, when most of us don't care overly much for the game, and don't understand the rules. We also wish to object to the time it takes for anything to happen in it.
I am, however, impressed that the players don't back-chat to the referees.
I did end up cheering mostly for the Bears. Not due to any allegience, but because their defence went for ankles in the tackle and I approve of this. I had previously been told to cheer for the Colts on the grounds that, and this is direct quote from Rob, 'Peyton Manning is a god'. If he is, he's a scowling thunder-type god.
I did prefer the first half where it was more evenly split and both sides were trying their hardest. The puff did seem to rush out of the Bears about half way through the second quarter, didn't it?
That's about it, other than Prince was a wee bit crudy, wasn't he?
But yes, far too many breaks in the game. Rules were simple enough to pick up on. Will be dead tomorrow though, but since that's an 8.30 that's not surprising.