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They gave me Rockstar Spud as a squirmy little heel, being Dixie's Chief of Staff. He's just the most wonderful evil little person.

And then a half decent Dixie promo followed by EC3 being smarmy. I love him so much. And then there's unexpected Curry Man (with mysterious hair, given). I did quite like the crowd's chants of "you can't wrestling" at EC3 and "Curry, Curry, Curry" a la Jerry Springer for the Spicy One. EC3 does so many little evil heel things, like punctuating his slamming of Curry Man's head into the mat with "I" "am" "rich".

The turkey suit is back!!

Oh hell, Lei'd Tapa is up against Velvet Sky. This is not the person to put your super-green wrestler against.

Also, those of the Gail Kim/Lei'd Tapa persuasion may like to know that Gail valiantly cheated for her gal.

Those of us of the evil persuasion are just enjoying the violence ;) (I cannot warm to Velvet Sky. I like Lei'd Tapa.)

Actually, in both their defences, it wasn't a bad little match.

Dear Magnus, if you use the words "you know" one more time in this promo I will scream. (In his defence, after I said that he stopped. The man is obvs. telepathic.)

I had forgotten how good an actor Joseph Parks is. Please excuse me while I hope someone will punch Bad Influence.

Dear TNA, I am being nice about you. Do not bring up the Roode vs Storm match from last week.

Oh God, they've given the turkey suit it's own video package. Complete with terrible puns.

Also, they've given my evil flippy darling Zeema Ion a weird new gimmick. He's a DJ now. (Apparently I have to thank the lovely Robbie E for getting him back on my screen.) He is being spectacularly annoying and could probably still start a riot in a monastery.

Team Bobby (himself, Bad Influence and Chris Sabin) are evil love.

Dear TNA, please remember that Magnus has to do something evil to make people boo him.

Sadly this faux-funeral is not as good as the one team Jarrett threw several years ago.

Samoa Joe is love.
Actually Mike Tenay just won that one.
Okay, Eric Young might have.

I hate injury angles.

I'm trying to decide if they're going for "misc. tag team dissension" with Cowboy Viking, or a heel turn for either of them.

Dear EC3 - we know more about good food than the Yanks. (Um, I am also always on team evil Brit.)

Bobby Roode is a Heather (or possibly a Mean Girl).
Chris Sabin has finally achieved spineless creep.

Also, Gail Kim is really thankful for Lei'd Tapa.

Giant food fight of course ensues. Complete with a turkey as a weapon. Okay, Cowboy Viking are adorable, as are the Flying Turkeys.



Someone explain why TNA can sometimes manage to be such fun, and then other times so not fun.