What does your first name mean?
One who is lame, and no I still haven't forgiven my mother.
What does your middle name mean?
Which one, one means fair of face, and the other one means fair as a lily.
What does your last name mean?
Bird mispellt.
What does your name mean all together?
I'm pretty lame and can't spell ?! Oddness.
What would you have been named if you were the opposite gender?
Michael Martin Patrick, or Martin Michael Patrick
Any other name oddities?
Next to no one spells my surname right. There are two ways of pronouncing my first name and I don't care which anyone uses, but Mum prefers the continental way.
One who is lame, and no I still haven't forgiven my mother.
What does your middle name mean?
Which one, one means fair of face, and the other one means fair as a lily.
What does your last name mean?
Bird mispellt.
What does your name mean all together?
I'm pretty lame and can't spell ?! Oddness.
What would you have been named if you were the opposite gender?
Michael Martin Patrick, or Martin Michael Patrick
Any other name oddities?
Next to no one spells my surname right. There are two ways of pronouncing my first name and I don't care which anyone uses, but Mum prefers the continental way.