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[redfiona99]

I am, thanks mostly to Chris, far too drunk. I am at that unfortunate stage of drunk where I recognise my state but can not prevent myself from doing stupid things. Therefore I would like to declaim my hatred for February, not that I have anything against the month, only it's 28 days throws my already wobbly menstrual cycle off, so there is pain and lateness in my present situation on top of the drunk.