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redfiona99As stolen from Joanne.
The non-NC-17 version will come along later when my brain has recovered from being broken by this one. Then again, it might be my own fault for using these as the 12 characters:
1 - Captain Jack Sparrow
2 - Rene Dupree
3 - Sylvain Grenier
4 - Chris Benoit
5 - Chris Jericho
6 - HHH
7 - Batista
8 - Randy Orton
9 - Ric Flair
10 - Severus Snape
11 - Kane
12 - Gambit
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
It's Severus Snape, which I think is the Latin for he who lurks. He'd so be a voyeur.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
X-Pac. Sorry peeps, but it's true. I mean, it would be the uber-angst fic, all trust issues and things but it's still true.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Sylvain or Jericho? Hee, fun choice to have. To do, I'd probably go with Jericho.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Captain Jack versus Benoit. Captain Jack, but with a few conditions. Only after he's had a long wash and some serious anti-syphilis medication.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Gambit and Rene. Ooh nice!
~~~~
Gambit is breaking into a briefcase he has previously removed from it's owner.
Rene: Wherever did you learn that?
Gambit: That. It's nothing, just wait till you see what my fingers can do. (Gambit, while continuing to work on the briefcase, unzips Rene's flies and starts to give him a handjob paying attention to Rene not to the briefcase.)
Rene: Ah!
~~~~
Okay, so it's cheesy but it's Gambit, he does cheesy.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Kane. The polite answer would be I wouldn't. I haven't. And I have no idea.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Jericho and Flair, hmm, I'm not sure, but it would be sparkly. In one of their homes, Jericho lying on the bed naked, Ric comes in to the room wearing nothing but his blue robe.
The combo sounds like something me or Missy would write, but Mynx is the Queen of writing Flair-fic.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Gambit - it's Rogue. Every time.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Kane - hmm, I blame the effect of a very good fic from Originaldiva for this answer but a glass dildo.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
(Gambit/Batista/Captain Jack Sparrow)
Title: The Gaoler and the Two Rogues
Would I read it, would I write it? I'd probably write it, not sure if I'd read it.
Warnings - Historical AU, use of restraints. Slash.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
(Rene or HHH) - HHH.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Kane and Sylvain, well Sylvain is way more likely to be the one to talk because he's a gossip. The retaliation would undoubtedly involve silence. Long hours of silence.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret wish?
(Batista and Jericho) I'm going to go with Batista asking Jericho to let Batista spank him with a paddle.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Gambit and Benoit!! I think the meme just succeeded in frying my brain. Well it would have to be something ridiculously healthy. Or maybe that's it, something deeply unhealthy, like I don't know, pushpops. Yeah, Gambit covering his lips with a pushpop.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
(Randy Orton and Chris Benoit) Benoit.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
(Ric Flair) It's Ric Flair, trying to come up with something he wouldn't do is difficult. Well, virgins, bleeding or otherwise, are a given, moresomes, orgies ... there's very little I can't see him doing. Maybe something like breathplay...?
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
If I had Randy Orton naked on my bed, well mostly Orton ought to worry. I'd probably start by cuffing his wrists to the headboard (okay, so I'd have to get a headboard first but that's mere details) with handcuffs. Steel handcuffs. Probably I'd also gag him. And then do my best to terrify him. And then there'd be sexing. Or possibly there'd be sex during. Can you be terrifying while having sex?
If Jericho had Orton tied up on the bed. Possibly something similar but without the trying to terrify him.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Snape and Benoit! That the other one existed. Sorry, these two could probably keep stumm about everything.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Brain is again broken at the concept of Snape declaring his eternal love for anyone. It would probably be of something ridiculous like a spangled robe. And it would be a magic tattoo that Snape could render invisible easily because seriously, the Dark Lord would not be amused.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
(Rene writing Kane/HHH fic) It's one heck of a quiz meme when that almost seems normal and plausible. As to the summary: A brief encounter in a weights room leads to many pleasures.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
If Dupree walked into a room like that, I don't think Orton would react at all, or not very much anyway. But that's just because in my brain that's pretty much how he walks about. Only normally without the feather boa, which might lead to a 'where did you get that from?' kind of question.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
Ric Flair and Captain Jack Sparrow are having a quickie in a broom closet when Randy Orton walks in on them. Naturally enough, Randy joins in, first paging Sylvain Grenier, who's in the middle of fucking Chris Jericho into the mattress. Sylvain abandons Jericho on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Jericho, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Chris Benoit attempts to rescue him. But Jericho will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Severus Snape is one of his regular clients.
For easy reference, fill-in-the-blanks numbers in order: 9,1,8,8,3,5,3,5,5,4,5,10
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) Actual canon, none, the nearest being POTC and Captain Jack.
b) The Determined Fall Of Chris Jericho
c) Rather unnervingly none of the characters are that out of character, well, if we're going by the way I characterise them. Actually, even going by actual canon few of them are totally out of character. This worries me greatly.
d) If someone on my flist wrote it, I totally would. I can't speak for the others ;)
e) It doesn't really sound like the type of fic anyone on my flist would write. Certain parts of it maybe, but not all of them flung together in one fic.
Other than that, I chickened out of watching the Ghostboat thing so if someone would care to tell me what happened, I'd be grateful.
Also, Mum needs to lay off with the bad vibes. I don't know if I'm more annoyed that she keeps pushing me to work harder, or that she seems to expect me to fail or at the very least be unable to find either PhD position or biochem related job.
Well actually it's kind of obvious which I'm more annoyed by. She keeps ringing me telling me about secretarial type positions that I'd so enjoy. Trying to explain that I love biology and the joke about becoming an accountant if all else fails was just that is impossible.
The non-NC-17 version will come along later when my brain has recovered from being broken by this one. Then again, it might be my own fault for using these as the 12 characters:
1 - Captain Jack Sparrow
2 - Rene Dupree
3 - Sylvain Grenier
4 - Chris Benoit
5 - Chris Jericho
6 - HHH
7 - Batista
8 - Randy Orton
9 - Ric Flair
10 - Severus Snape
11 - Kane
12 - Gambit
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
It's Severus Snape, which I think is the Latin for he who lurks. He'd so be a voyeur.
Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?
X-Pac. Sorry peeps, but it's true. I mean, it would be the uber-angst fic, all trust issues and things but it's still true.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
Sylvain or Jericho? Hee, fun choice to have. To do, I'd probably go with Jericho.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Captain Jack versus Benoit. Captain Jack, but with a few conditions. Only after he's had a long wash and some serious anti-syphilis medication.
12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Gambit and Rene. Ooh nice!
~~~~
Gambit is breaking into a briefcase he has previously removed from it's owner.
Rene: Wherever did you learn that?
Gambit: That. It's nothing, just wait till you see what my fingers can do. (Gambit, while continuing to work on the briefcase, unzips Rene's flies and starts to give him a handjob paying attention to Rene not to the briefcase.)
Rene: Ah!
~~~~
Okay, so it's cheesy but it's Gambit, he does cheesy.
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Kane. The polite answer would be I wouldn't. I haven't. And I have no idea.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
Jericho and Flair, hmm, I'm not sure, but it would be sparkly. In one of their homes, Jericho lying on the bed naked, Ric comes in to the room wearing nothing but his blue robe.
The combo sounds like something me or Missy would write, but Mynx is the Queen of writing Flair-fic.
When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...
Gambit - it's Rogue. Every time.
What is 11's favorite sex toy?
Kane - hmm, I blame the effect of a very good fic from Originaldiva for this answer but a glass dildo.
Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
(Gambit/Batista/Captain Jack Sparrow)
Title: The Gaoler and the Two Rogues
Would I read it, would I write it? I'd probably write it, not sure if I'd read it.
Warnings - Historical AU, use of restraints. Slash.
Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?
(Rene or HHH) - HHH.
If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Kane and Sylvain, well Sylvain is way more likely to be the one to talk because he's a gossip. The retaliation would undoubtedly involve silence. Long hours of silence.
As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret wish?
(Batista and Jericho) I'm going to go with Batista asking Jericho to let Batista spank him with a paddle.
Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.
Gambit and Benoit!! I think the meme just succeeded in frying my brain. Well it would have to be something ridiculously healthy. Or maybe that's it, something deeply unhealthy, like I don't know, pushpops. Yeah, Gambit covering his lips with a pushpop.
8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
(Randy Orton and Chris Benoit) Benoit.
Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?
(Ric Flair) It's Ric Flair, trying to come up with something he wouldn't do is difficult. Well, virgins, bleeding or otherwise, are a given, moresomes, orgies ... there's very little I can't see him doing. Maybe something like breathplay...?
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
If I had Randy Orton naked on my bed, well mostly Orton ought to worry. I'd probably start by cuffing his wrists to the headboard (okay, so I'd have to get a headboard first but that's mere details) with handcuffs. Steel handcuffs. Probably I'd also gag him. And then do my best to terrify him. And then there'd be sexing. Or possibly there'd be sex during. Can you be terrifying while having sex?
If Jericho had Orton tied up on the bed. Possibly something similar but without the trying to terrify him.
What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Snape and Benoit! That the other one existed. Sorry, these two could probably keep stumm about everything.
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Brain is again broken at the concept of Snape declaring his eternal love for anyone. It would probably be of something ridiculous like a spangled robe. And it would be a magic tattoo that Snape could render invisible easily because seriously, the Dark Lord would not be amused.
Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
(Rene writing Kane/HHH fic) It's one heck of a quiz meme when that almost seems normal and plausible. As to the summary: A brief encounter in a weights room leads to many pleasures.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
If Dupree walked into a room like that, I don't think Orton would react at all, or not very much anyway. But that's just because in my brain that's pretty much how he walks about. Only normally without the feather boa, which might lead to a 'where did you get that from?' kind of question.
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:
Ric Flair and Captain Jack Sparrow are having a quickie in a broom closet when Randy Orton walks in on them. Naturally enough, Randy joins in, first paging Sylvain Grenier, who's in the middle of fucking Chris Jericho into the mattress. Sylvain abandons Jericho on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Jericho, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Chris Benoit attempts to rescue him. But Jericho will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Severus Snape is one of his regular clients.
For easy reference, fill-in-the-blanks numbers in order: 9,1,8,8,3,5,3,5,5,4,5,10
a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
a) Actual canon, none, the nearest being POTC and Captain Jack.
b) The Determined Fall Of Chris Jericho
c) Rather unnervingly none of the characters are that out of character, well, if we're going by the way I characterise them. Actually, even going by actual canon few of them are totally out of character. This worries me greatly.
d) If someone on my flist wrote it, I totally would. I can't speak for the others ;)
e) It doesn't really sound like the type of fic anyone on my flist would write. Certain parts of it maybe, but not all of them flung together in one fic.
Other than that, I chickened out of watching the Ghostboat thing so if someone would care to tell me what happened, I'd be grateful.
Also, Mum needs to lay off with the bad vibes. I don't know if I'm more annoyed that she keeps pushing me to work harder, or that she seems to expect me to fail or at the very least be unable to find either PhD position or biochem related job.
Well actually it's kind of obvious which I'm more annoyed by. She keeps ringing me telling me about secretarial type positions that I'd so enjoy. Trying to explain that I love biology and the joke about becoming an accountant if all else fails was just that is impossible.
