Final Resolution Squeakage
Mar. 5th, 2005 05:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
redfiona99Fried rice and frankfurters, a yoghurt and wrestling, what could be better.
Ooh, well done TNA, you've got me interested in Elix Skipper. Sorry I've always known he was a good wrestler, just lacking a little in the charisma department.
Really looking forward to the Ultimate X match. Damned if I know who to cheer for though ;)
Someone want to fill me in on why Nash and Jarrett are arguing, I mean other than Jarrett hit Hall and that is bound to make Nash angry.
Thank you Kazarian for shaving off the stubble.
Stupid handshakes a-go-go. Love Daniels' expression though.
Dear Konnan, dude you're a lot better than I give you credit for. That and Daniels makes everything better.
Does anyone, up to and including the ref, know who the legal men are?
Prettiful sit down moonsault, would have been nice if he hadn't landed on his partner.
Why is Traci not with Shazarian? Heee at her calling Trinity "trash" though.
Fairplay's turn in the barrel? Texas to English please.
Skipper has good music.
This should be fun.
I wish I had Skipper's sense of balance, he jumped onto a rope and didn't fall off!!
Don West v The English language - I think Don West just gave it a killer blow.
The tilter-whirl DDT is cool.
You know I've never actually seen Sonjay hit the Hindu Press. Good recovery though. He bounces well.
This is what I like about Nash, working smarter rather than harder. You've got to agree with DDP though.
Love Kash winding up Dustin Rhodes. Dashed if I know who to cheer for in this one either. Much love for both of them.
What the hell is Rhodes wearing? He looked less freaky as Golddust.
Vicious little person isn't he ;) Much love for Kid Kash.
Best thing about that frogsplash, it actually looked like it hit the body part Kash was working on.
That was one hell of a clothesline.
Attack of the ref. Maybe they should conside switching to decaf, do they not know that their role is to be picked on by all and sundry.
Fairplay is fun.
Jarret's not bitter about WCW at all, is he. And I love how he asks Hall to talk sense to Nash.
Raven is the fun, sneaky evil.
Good plan DDP and Watts. Great delivery from Raven, "he's standing right behind me isn't he."
Erik Watts is a hug slut.
Like Watts' music. The clothes are again bad.
Stop causing trouble Raven.
Well that was strange and unusual from Watts.
It's become a brawl?! It was already a brawl.
Hee, Watts didn't get to ten. It is nice to see something different like that occasionally because normally who ever is doing the turnbuckle punching gets to ten before they're stopped.
Love the way that Raven's all "I didn't respect you, I didn't, still don't, respect Page," that had to be the least apologetic apology ever.
PIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is unfortunate that I'm more interested in the ref than in either of the wrestlers.
Now had Hector Garza not been unfortunately detained this could have been a better match.
Who does Hardy's music, it sound interesting. (Please don't say it's him, if it is I may be forced to be nice to him.)
Piper is looking better, possibly because he's not wearing trunks.
Great plan by Hall, and great fun little segment before the match starts.
Dear Scott Hall, it's Piper, do you think he's going play fair?
Do not fuck with TNA refs, they fight back. Especially when they're Piper or Jackie.
Traci's sneaky, but Trinity is sneakier.
What I like about TNA, the bad guys normally get their comeuppance, and I mean you Nash.
DDP is clever than he looks.
The pounce is the stupidest move in the history of stupid moves.
The ending of the match was so cool. Sorry I have a thing for mutual respect.
I would like to issue a warning before AMW v Team Canada - I am an AMW mark, I am therefore liable to be horridly mean about the Canadians. Despite this I do like them and were they facing anyone but AMW I would be cheering for them. That being said, I apologise for any rude comments re: Scott D'Amore but he's good at winding me up.
I wish I'd seen that Impact - Chris Harris showing brains by doing to Erik Young what D'Amore had just done. Hey, at least it's a start.
Before the hostilities start - Bobby Roode is hot.
Love D'Amore trying to cover up what he's saying in the team talk.
Boys, I think attacking them before the match starts counts as cheating.
Cool hurricanrana on to the ramp.
What did Team Canada do to AMW, 'cause AMW seem more than slightly annoyed.
I am not chanting USA, not even for you... Oh damn!
How the hell did Erik Young get that bump on his head. Hope he's all right.
Turned nasty?! it was never not nasty.
My oh my AMW are strong, given that they threw Roode at Young and he's not small.
Note - switch AMW to decaf. Yesterday.
Score one for Don West - "Never mind a wrestling match, this is more like a hockey match."
D'Amore doing his nut is fun.
Did Bobby Roode just cross his heart to swear he did something? So glad it's not just me that does that.
Oh Chris, don't run in when they wind you up. And you were doing so well on the brains front before that.
Would Erik Young mind not falling off the ring quite like that. I worry about him hurting himself.
They're going to break the ropes if they keep bouncing like that. I swear I heard them creak.
Wow! Try to avoid throwing your partner at the head of an opponent.
AMW seem to be inordinately fond of handcuffs. Not that I think that it's a problem ;)
I really like how West is being all 'see Team Canada good, just Coach evil'.
And then we move into a Laurel and Hardy film, starring Johnny Devine.
I'm so glad that Tenay avoided saying 'Devine intervention', he needs cookies just for avoiding the obvious.
How did Roode kick out of that.
(Note, I like Devine, I really do) You sneaky little sod.
Oh Johnny. And it really wasn't his fault, you shouldn't sneak up on people with steel chairs.
See Red do the samba dance of joy as this is the first time I've seen AMW win the titles.
Johnny Fairplay's 'oh shit' face is brilliant. Do not mess with those girls.
It's a good way of bringing new tag teams in, I'll give them that.
This will also be my first Ultimate X match.
Things that are wierd and wrong - AJ Styles being the oldest man in a match.
There's continuity between matches (D'Amore shaking his wrist 'cause it hurts.)
Don't gang up on Petey.
I've found a type of match I hate more than ladder matches, Ultimate X matches.
Hee at William's doing his nut. And the crowd.
They killed AJ dead again.
Good plan AJ.
Great headscissors. And double DDT. Just presume I sitting slack jawed like Cletus for the duration.
Important things to note - no one does dead like AJ.
Wish to hug AJ and tell him it's okay, and feed him cookies and hot chocolate. This is bad. Poor AJ.
Finally seen the Canadian Destroyer. Now that is one evil move.
Dear Chris Sabin - don't overhead throw people into turnbuckles.
I think AJ just out-thought people. I am clearly in a parallel universe.
It is unfortunate that I'm pretty certain Monty Brown v Jarrett can't top that. Possibly because I'm a huge X-division fan and, well, that was an awesome match.
Poor Jeremy Borash. This is why it's safer to announce from outside the ring.
This has to be the only match in TNA I've watched were the crowd seemed to be in favour of one guy over the other. Well done Jarrett.
Jarrett, one day someone will beat you, and on that day I shall laugh at you. (Damn, he's good.)
Don't throw chairs at people, it's not nice. (That looked vicious)
The circle of life is a cool move. Couldn't he use it instead of the pounce.
Not the best plan you've ever had Jarrett, it was kind of obvious that if he fell, you'd fall with him.
Try not to kill the ref, Monty.
Now Jarrett, that's just the good kind of sneaky.
Sweet :) (Guitar shot to Jarrett)
I'm with the crowd - bullshit.
Off to fence tomorrow, wish me luck and that I wake up this time.
Ooh, well done TNA, you've got me interested in Elix Skipper. Sorry I've always known he was a good wrestler, just lacking a little in the charisma department.
Really looking forward to the Ultimate X match. Damned if I know who to cheer for though ;)
Someone want to fill me in on why Nash and Jarrett are arguing, I mean other than Jarrett hit Hall and that is bound to make Nash angry.
Thank you Kazarian for shaving off the stubble.
Stupid handshakes a-go-go. Love Daniels' expression though.
Dear Konnan, dude you're a lot better than I give you credit for. That and Daniels makes everything better.
Does anyone, up to and including the ref, know who the legal men are?
Prettiful sit down moonsault, would have been nice if he hadn't landed on his partner.
Why is Traci not with Shazarian? Heee at her calling Trinity "trash" though.
Fairplay's turn in the barrel? Texas to English please.
Skipper has good music.
This should be fun.
I wish I had Skipper's sense of balance, he jumped onto a rope and didn't fall off!!
Don West v The English language - I think Don West just gave it a killer blow.
The tilter-whirl DDT is cool.
You know I've never actually seen Sonjay hit the Hindu Press. Good recovery though. He bounces well.
This is what I like about Nash, working smarter rather than harder. You've got to agree with DDP though.
Love Kash winding up Dustin Rhodes. Dashed if I know who to cheer for in this one either. Much love for both of them.
What the hell is Rhodes wearing? He looked less freaky as Golddust.
Vicious little person isn't he ;) Much love for Kid Kash.
Best thing about that frogsplash, it actually looked like it hit the body part Kash was working on.
That was one hell of a clothesline.
Attack of the ref. Maybe they should conside switching to decaf, do they not know that their role is to be picked on by all and sundry.
Fairplay is fun.
Jarret's not bitter about WCW at all, is he. And I love how he asks Hall to talk sense to Nash.
Raven is the fun, sneaky evil.
Good plan DDP and Watts. Great delivery from Raven, "he's standing right behind me isn't he."
Erik Watts is a hug slut.
Like Watts' music. The clothes are again bad.
Stop causing trouble Raven.
Well that was strange and unusual from Watts.
It's become a brawl?! It was already a brawl.
Hee, Watts didn't get to ten. It is nice to see something different like that occasionally because normally who ever is doing the turnbuckle punching gets to ten before they're stopped.
Love the way that Raven's all "I didn't respect you, I didn't, still don't, respect Page," that had to be the least apologetic apology ever.
PIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is unfortunate that I'm more interested in the ref than in either of the wrestlers.
Now had Hector Garza not been unfortunately detained this could have been a better match.
Who does Hardy's music, it sound interesting. (Please don't say it's him, if it is I may be forced to be nice to him.)
Piper is looking better, possibly because he's not wearing trunks.
Great plan by Hall, and great fun little segment before the match starts.
Dear Scott Hall, it's Piper, do you think he's going play fair?
Do not fuck with TNA refs, they fight back. Especially when they're Piper or Jackie.
Traci's sneaky, but Trinity is sneakier.
What I like about TNA, the bad guys normally get their comeuppance, and I mean you Nash.
DDP is clever than he looks.
The pounce is the stupidest move in the history of stupid moves.
The ending of the match was so cool. Sorry I have a thing for mutual respect.
I would like to issue a warning before AMW v Team Canada - I am an AMW mark, I am therefore liable to be horridly mean about the Canadians. Despite this I do like them and were they facing anyone but AMW I would be cheering for them. That being said, I apologise for any rude comments re: Scott D'Amore but he's good at winding me up.
I wish I'd seen that Impact - Chris Harris showing brains by doing to Erik Young what D'Amore had just done. Hey, at least it's a start.
Before the hostilities start - Bobby Roode is hot.
Love D'Amore trying to cover up what he's saying in the team talk.
Boys, I think attacking them before the match starts counts as cheating.
Cool hurricanrana on to the ramp.
What did Team Canada do to AMW, 'cause AMW seem more than slightly annoyed.
I am not chanting USA, not even for you... Oh damn!
How the hell did Erik Young get that bump on his head. Hope he's all right.
Turned nasty?! it was never not nasty.
My oh my AMW are strong, given that they threw Roode at Young and he's not small.
Note - switch AMW to decaf. Yesterday.
Score one for Don West - "Never mind a wrestling match, this is more like a hockey match."
D'Amore doing his nut is fun.
Did Bobby Roode just cross his heart to swear he did something? So glad it's not just me that does that.
Oh Chris, don't run in when they wind you up. And you were doing so well on the brains front before that.
Would Erik Young mind not falling off the ring quite like that. I worry about him hurting himself.
They're going to break the ropes if they keep bouncing like that. I swear I heard them creak.
Wow! Try to avoid throwing your partner at the head of an opponent.
AMW seem to be inordinately fond of handcuffs. Not that I think that it's a problem ;)
I really like how West is being all 'see Team Canada good, just Coach evil'.
And then we move into a Laurel and Hardy film, starring Johnny Devine.
I'm so glad that Tenay avoided saying 'Devine intervention', he needs cookies just for avoiding the obvious.
How did Roode kick out of that.
(Note, I like Devine, I really do) You sneaky little sod.
Oh Johnny. And it really wasn't his fault, you shouldn't sneak up on people with steel chairs.
See Red do the samba dance of joy as this is the first time I've seen AMW win the titles.
Johnny Fairplay's 'oh shit' face is brilliant. Do not mess with those girls.
It's a good way of bringing new tag teams in, I'll give them that.
This will also be my first Ultimate X match.
Things that are wierd and wrong - AJ Styles being the oldest man in a match.
There's continuity between matches (D'Amore shaking his wrist 'cause it hurts.)
Don't gang up on Petey.
I've found a type of match I hate more than ladder matches, Ultimate X matches.
Hee at William's doing his nut. And the crowd.
They killed AJ dead again.
Good plan AJ.
Great headscissors. And double DDT. Just presume I sitting slack jawed like Cletus for the duration.
Important things to note - no one does dead like AJ.
Wish to hug AJ and tell him it's okay, and feed him cookies and hot chocolate. This is bad. Poor AJ.
Finally seen the Canadian Destroyer. Now that is one evil move.
Dear Chris Sabin - don't overhead throw people into turnbuckles.
I think AJ just out-thought people. I am clearly in a parallel universe.
It is unfortunate that I'm pretty certain Monty Brown v Jarrett can't top that. Possibly because I'm a huge X-division fan and, well, that was an awesome match.
Poor Jeremy Borash. This is why it's safer to announce from outside the ring.
This has to be the only match in TNA I've watched were the crowd seemed to be in favour of one guy over the other. Well done Jarrett.
Jarrett, one day someone will beat you, and on that day I shall laugh at you. (Damn, he's good.)
Don't throw chairs at people, it's not nice. (That looked vicious)
The circle of life is a cool move. Couldn't he use it instead of the pounce.
Not the best plan you've ever had Jarrett, it was kind of obvious that if he fell, you'd fall with him.
Try not to kill the ref, Monty.
Now Jarrett, that's just the good kind of sneaky.
Sweet :) (Guitar shot to Jarrett)
I'm with the crowd - bullshit.
Off to fence tomorrow, wish me luck and that I wake up this time.
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Date: 2005-03-06 07:11 am (UTC)They were arguing because Nash wants the belt, but Jarrett is, you know, *OMG THIS BELT IS MINE MINE MINE*
Stupid handshakes a-go-go. Love Daniels' expression though.
AFLJS:LDJSADLK:SAJ I can't remember, but that's the Shazarian/Daniels sekrit handshake right??? OMG I SQUEAKED SO HARD.
Why is Traci not with Shazarian?
We all asked that question, but there was no answer. ;___;
Jarret's not bitter about WCW at all, is he.
Nooooo, not at all!
(Note, I like Devine, I really do)
HEEEEEEEEEEEE YAYAYAYAY!!! And god, I loved that expression of OMG SHOCK when he realized his mistake! <3333
AJ Styles being the oldest man in a match.
OMG RITE?????????
no one does dead like AJ.
>.< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That shot of him all glassy eyed was SO FUCKING SCARY OMG.
Wish to hug AJ and tell him it's okay, and feed him cookies and hot chocolate
ME TOO OMG T____T
Finally seen the Canadian Destroyer. Now that is one evil move
EVIL BUT FUCKING AWESOME!!!
I think AJ just out-thought people. I am clearly in a parallel universe.
HAHAHAH *DIES*
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Date: 2005-03-06 10:18 pm (UTC)Yup it is.
>>Why is Traci not with Shazarian?
We all asked that question, but there was no answer. ;___;<<
As long as it wasn't just me that was confused.
>>no one does dead like AJ.
>.< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That shot of him all glassy eyed was SO FUCKING SCARY OMG. <<
It's like I know he's all right 'cause he's wrestled since but I'm really glad that I know that, 'cause when he's doing the dead look, he scares me, and I dread to think what I would feel if I didn't know he was okay. That's one of the advantages to being a bit behind the US.
>>Finally seen the Canadian Destroyer. Now that is one evil move
EVIL BUT FUCKING AWESOME!!!<<
It's evilness merely adds to it's awesomeness. It's like the Widow's Peak. I love the move, but I wince every time I see it done on someone.
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Date: 2005-03-07 05:02 am (UTC)Trust me, you weren't. It was totally inexplicable why she suddenly dropped Shazarian to be Dusty's secretary.
'cause when he's doing the dead look, he scares me
UH HUH!!! T__________T AJ needs to stop scaring the crap outta us!
It's like the Widow's Peak. I love the move, but I wince every time I see it done on someone.
GUH yeah. Really freakin' awesome, but ultra scary. Widow's Peak is really awesome, oh yeah. Same with the Vertebreaker.