You Speak French Like A Spanish Cow
Nov. 7th, 2004 08:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
As said by one French friend to our fencing coach. It is true however so he didn't mind much.
Since I'm supposed to be working I thought I'd do the WIP meme. Also because very few of these fics seem to be getting anywhere. (Any fics in italics are the ones I've finished since this post)
Remus centric post-OOTP gen fic - "He would love to say that it would be no hard task, he'd already spent 13 years not defining himself as Sirius's friend, except that would be lying because he'd been defined as either a werewolf which didn't leave much room for himself or as the last of the Gryffindor gang standing and wasn't it shocking how Sirius Black had gone to the bad."
Yet another Remus centric post-OOTP fic - "'Nothing good has ever come from necromancy.'"
'Christmas Cards', Moody centric post-OOTP genfic - "It was times like these that made Moody think that one of these days he himself would be the last name left."
'Contrary To Popular Belief', strange gen fic - "Contrary to popular belief, Sirius and I were never lovers."
Snape centric post-OOTP gen fic - "And of course hopefully, Lupin would be dead within a decade as would Messers Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, since Azkaban was not known for its life extending qualities."
How Snape became a death eater and what happens after Dumbledore's eventual victory attempt 5 - "You can't start randomly giving people owls."
A Snape and Lupin gen two-hander which had to go more than slightly AU after OOTP - "'I am a potion master, Lupin, do not seek to tell me about my own specialism.'"
'Sign Your Name' - Snape/Umbridge NC17 - "As much as he himself was replusive, the idea of copulating with that creature was digusting."
'Quarantine' Gen Lupin and Snape set post-OOTP. I don't know, for some reason I find their dynamic interesting - "Secondly, I do hope the room is to your satisfaction as unfortunately I fear you are going to have to be quarantined until we learn how to deal with this."
'Back In The Day' - Marauders era gen fic. Sirius and Lily are the main characters - "'Lily, I'm an idiot, the stupidest idiot that ever walked the Earth.'"
Snape and Krum gen fic, mainly because the idea intrigued me - "'Professor Kakaroff always said that you were the only man he trusted to give him advice.'"
Third of the three APA break up fics - "What if the Fox executives were watching?"
'Brothers of Destruction', band based AU - "Which of course had lead to a great speech on 'Urns are inanimate objects and don't need to be baby-sat' from the management."
Jackie Gayda and Stacy Kiebler gen fic - "She was already a slave she didn't want to turn into a hooker."
Kane and RVD gen fic featuring Linda McMahon - "Okay, a pretty cool New England housewife. "
Ric/Randy fic that Hunter and someone who still doesn't sound like Piper are narrating - "I have to admit my own view on intimate relationships was somewhat soured by the divorce, she's hellspawn, but they're almost enough to make a believer out of me."
La Resistance draft fic - "He would finally be able to end this mockery of what once was."http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wwfsml/message/90423
La Resistance fic post Rob Conway joining them - "Then he'd smile, and well, the way he smiles I normally did get over-enthusiastic if we weren't anywhere too public."
A rather miserable Valentine's fic centred on Rob Conway - "Laughing bitterly, Rob decided that if he was ever going to be his gimmick for real, it would be American beer that drove him to it."
Yet another Benoit/Jericho fic, a murder mystery with Eddie as main narrator - "Hunter could have done it for whatever reason, Rob could have done it because he was pissed off at Vince, again, even Tajiri could have done it out of some fit of pique, okay that last one was unlikely but no more unlikely than the reason people gave for Benoit having done it."
Lita/Trish, NC17 smut with a vengence - "'You fucking bitch, you absolutely filthy disgusting slut.'"
Thriller featuring Jindrak, Gail Kim, Chuck and O'Haire, with bits of Cade thrown in - "'I don't get it, how did Chuck, who's always been a stand up guy, and you, you seem to be okay, get caught up with that psycho?'"
Evolution slash fic - "If even the Nature Boy wasn't living large then something was really wrong."
Post WMXX Molly and Regal gen - "'Would a cup of tea help at all?'" Tea and Wrestlemania - http://disc.server.com/discussion.cgi?disc=24477;article=104324;title=Women%27s%20Wrestling%20Fantasy%20Forum
Heidenreich gen fic (I think) - "He was a never-was before he'd even had a chance to show his worth, a never was before he'd ever been." True Believers - http://disc.server.com/discussion.cgi?disc=200258;article=516;title=JAWS%20-%20Just%20Another%20Wrestling%20Storyboard
'Cry Me A River' Jericho, Hunter, Randy triangle fic - "Jericho would come along and whisk Randy off for a night out, which Hunter couldn't do because of his groin, leg, back, take your pick."
Edge and Jericho gen fic - "'She's going to be so angry when she finds out he was lying.'"
'Smash' Batista/Jericho NC17 smut fic - "Nothing that hadn't happened before, not even the unfortunate thrill he got from it."
Ric/Randy that isn't exactly Ric/Randy (AKA the fic that will be good even if it kills me) - "He really was turning into his Dad, or worse still... other people."
"Save Tonight" La Resistance draft fic - "He opened the door to be greeted by a candlelit table and a bashfully smiling Sylvain."
"From the Other Side of the Table" Tazz and Cole fic that can't decide if it's gen or slash - "'Cole, I used to be a scary son of a bitch for a living.'"
Undertaker and Gangrel gen fic set after the one week return - "'I was hoping that just once you might say ouch.'"
Benoit/Jericho fic started after the recent interaction - "'I try and make a reasonable point and you look at me like I've grown a second head.'"
A not exactly sequel to my last Jindrak/Orton fic and a response to Rizzy's challenge - "This was all Randy's fault, Mark really hadn't meant to do this."
"Manchester on the Seine" La Resistance romantic fluff. Using locations I actually know. -"The most obvious thing to point out was that there was no historic rivalry between Finland and France so maybe he could just skip the one show."
Evolution comedy fic mainly Hunter and Batista with Batista grumpy the morning after having to be in the room next to Ric and Randy - "Not that waking Steph up was any easier but at least he'd never been forced to stick her head under a cold shower to try and wake her up and have it fail."
I've left a few out, either because they're stuck at only being 1 sentance, or because I'm not certain what's going on with them, or because they're still gestating.
Giles/Ethan end of season 6 fic - "He really had no room to complain about Ethan's physique, he was definitely losing the battle of the bulge."
My attempt at writing LXG fic, Nemo/Jekyll slash - "Hyde got his longed-for adventure, and Jekyll immediately regretted it, as he returned to his original form just as a jagged piece of metal hit him."
'The Pox, The Rum and The Deep Blue Sea' - Pirates of the Caribbean gen fic - "It had to be said that the Commodore was getting better at this game." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2131409/1/
Minor Character Seaquest DSV slash - "Scott's life change completely at two forty five pm on Friday the nineteenth of September."
One of those is actually mostly finished, it just needs a little polishing.
Since I'm supposed to be working I thought I'd do the WIP meme. Also because very few of these fics seem to be getting anywhere. (Any fics in italics are the ones I've finished since this post)
Remus centric post-OOTP gen fic - "He would love to say that it would be no hard task, he'd already spent 13 years not defining himself as Sirius's friend, except that would be lying because he'd been defined as either a werewolf which didn't leave much room for himself or as the last of the Gryffindor gang standing and wasn't it shocking how Sirius Black had gone to the bad."
Yet another Remus centric post-OOTP fic - "'Nothing good has ever come from necromancy.'"
'Christmas Cards', Moody centric post-OOTP genfic - "It was times like these that made Moody think that one of these days he himself would be the last name left."
'Contrary To Popular Belief', strange gen fic - "Contrary to popular belief, Sirius and I were never lovers."
Snape centric post-OOTP gen fic - "And of course hopefully, Lupin would be dead within a decade as would Messers Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, since Azkaban was not known for its life extending qualities."
How Snape became a death eater and what happens after Dumbledore's eventual victory attempt 5 - "You can't start randomly giving people owls."
A Snape and Lupin gen two-hander which had to go more than slightly AU after OOTP - "'I am a potion master, Lupin, do not seek to tell me about my own specialism.'"
'Sign Your Name' - Snape/Umbridge NC17 - "As much as he himself was replusive, the idea of copulating with that creature was digusting."
'Quarantine' Gen Lupin and Snape set post-OOTP. I don't know, for some reason I find their dynamic interesting - "Secondly, I do hope the room is to your satisfaction as unfortunately I fear you are going to have to be quarantined until we learn how to deal with this."
'Back In The Day' - Marauders era gen fic. Sirius and Lily are the main characters - "'Lily, I'm an idiot, the stupidest idiot that ever walked the Earth.'"
Snape and Krum gen fic, mainly because the idea intrigued me - "'Professor Kakaroff always said that you were the only man he trusted to give him advice.'"
Third of the three APA break up fics - "What if the Fox executives were watching?"
'Brothers of Destruction', band based AU - "Which of course had lead to a great speech on 'Urns are inanimate objects and don't need to be baby-sat' from the management."
Jackie Gayda and Stacy Kiebler gen fic - "She was already a slave she didn't want to turn into a hooker."
Kane and RVD gen fic featuring Linda McMahon - "Okay, a pretty cool New England housewife. "
Ric/Randy fic that Hunter and someone who still doesn't sound like Piper are narrating - "I have to admit my own view on intimate relationships was somewhat soured by the divorce, she's hellspawn, but they're almost enough to make a believer out of me."
La Resistance draft fic - "He would finally be able to end this mockery of what once was."http://groups.yahoo.com/group/wwfsml/message/90423
La Resistance fic post Rob Conway joining them - "Then he'd smile, and well, the way he smiles I normally did get over-enthusiastic if we weren't anywhere too public."
A rather miserable Valentine's fic centred on Rob Conway - "Laughing bitterly, Rob decided that if he was ever going to be his gimmick for real, it would be American beer that drove him to it."
Yet another Benoit/Jericho fic, a murder mystery with Eddie as main narrator - "Hunter could have done it for whatever reason, Rob could have done it because he was pissed off at Vince, again, even Tajiri could have done it out of some fit of pique, okay that last one was unlikely but no more unlikely than the reason people gave for Benoit having done it."
Lita/Trish, NC17 smut with a vengence - "'You fucking bitch, you absolutely filthy disgusting slut.'"
Thriller featuring Jindrak, Gail Kim, Chuck and O'Haire, with bits of Cade thrown in - "'I don't get it, how did Chuck, who's always been a stand up guy, and you, you seem to be okay, get caught up with that psycho?'"
Evolution slash fic - "If even the Nature Boy wasn't living large then something was really wrong."
Post WMXX Molly and Regal gen - "'Would a cup of tea help at all?'" Tea and Wrestlemania - http://disc.server.com/discussion.cgi?disc=24477;article=104324;title=Women%27s%20Wrestling%20Fantasy%20Forum
Heidenreich gen fic (I think) - "He was a never-was before he'd even had a chance to show his worth, a never was before he'd ever been." True Believers - http://disc.server.com/discussion.cgi?disc=200258;article=516;title=JAWS%20-%20Just%20Another%20Wrestling%20Storyboard
'Cry Me A River' Jericho, Hunter, Randy triangle fic - "Jericho would come along and whisk Randy off for a night out, which Hunter couldn't do because of his groin, leg, back, take your pick."
Edge and Jericho gen fic - "'She's going to be so angry when she finds out he was lying.'"
'Smash' Batista/Jericho NC17 smut fic - "Nothing that hadn't happened before, not even the unfortunate thrill he got from it."
Ric/Randy that isn't exactly Ric/Randy (AKA the fic that will be good even if it kills me) - "He really was turning into his Dad, or worse still... other people."
"Save Tonight" La Resistance draft fic - "He opened the door to be greeted by a candlelit table and a bashfully smiling Sylvain."
"From the Other Side of the Table" Tazz and Cole fic that can't decide if it's gen or slash - "'Cole, I used to be a scary son of a bitch for a living.'"
Undertaker and Gangrel gen fic set after the one week return - "'I was hoping that just once you might say ouch.'"
Benoit/Jericho fic started after the recent interaction - "'I try and make a reasonable point and you look at me like I've grown a second head.'"
A not exactly sequel to my last Jindrak/Orton fic and a response to Rizzy's challenge - "This was all Randy's fault, Mark really hadn't meant to do this."
"Manchester on the Seine" La Resistance romantic fluff. Using locations I actually know. -"The most obvious thing to point out was that there was no historic rivalry between Finland and France so maybe he could just skip the one show."
Evolution comedy fic mainly Hunter and Batista with Batista grumpy the morning after having to be in the room next to Ric and Randy - "Not that waking Steph up was any easier but at least he'd never been forced to stick her head under a cold shower to try and wake her up and have it fail."
I've left a few out, either because they're stuck at only being 1 sentance, or because I'm not certain what's going on with them, or because they're still gestating.
Giles/Ethan end of season 6 fic - "He really had no room to complain about Ethan's physique, he was definitely losing the battle of the bulge."
My attempt at writing LXG fic, Nemo/Jekyll slash - "Hyde got his longed-for adventure, and Jekyll immediately regretted it, as he returned to his original form just as a jagged piece of metal hit him."
'The Pox, The Rum and The Deep Blue Sea' - Pirates of the Caribbean gen fic - "It had to be said that the Commodore was getting better at this game." http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2131409/1/
Minor Character Seaquest DSV slash - "Scott's life change completely at two forty five pm on Friday the nineteenth of September."
One of those is actually mostly finished, it just needs a little polishing.
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Date: 2004-11-07 02:55 pm (UTC)*bounces*
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Date: 2004-11-07 04:21 pm (UTC)Okay, that I'd love to see. Much as I slash them to hell, there's not enough genfic out there with the two of them.
'Quarantine' Gen Lupin and Snape set post-OOTP. I don't know, for some reason I find their dynamic interesting
I find their dynamic fascinating, too. And something suggests to me that you'd be able to write acidic Snape very well.
Lita/Trish, NC17 smut with a vengence - "'You fucking bitch, you absolutely filthy disgusting slut.'"
Uhm. MEOW.
Post WMXX Molly and Regal gen - "'Would a cup of tea help at all?'"
*SQUEE* Love that friendship pairing.
Minor Character Seaquest DSV slash - "Scott's life change completely at two forty five pm on Friday the nineteenth of September."
SEAQUEST OMG. *dies*
... Done now.
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Date: 2004-11-08 08:29 am (UTC)It's wierd for some reason I find it impossible to write slash with them, so I end up writing really wierd gen-fic.
>>I find their dynamic fascinating, too. And something suggests to me that you'd be able to write acidic Snape very well.<<
Thanks.
>>*SQUEE* Love that friendship pairing.<<
What's not to love.
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Date: 2004-11-08 03:14 pm (UTC)*shriek* I'm simulaneously horrified by that pairing and really wanting to read it!
I'm exited by a lot of your WIPs :) I'm a big Lupin/Snape fan, and the wrestling pairings! Kane/RVD! Benoit/Jericho! Tazz/Cole! Lita/Trish! I *heart* so much :)
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Date: 2004-11-14 12:41 am (UTC)Missy
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Date: 2004-11-16 01:43 pm (UTC)Something I've been meaning to ask - where is your fic journal?
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Date: 2004-11-17 11:10 am (UTC)Fic journal is: http://livejournal.com/users/rise_your_dead.
You'll need to friend me to read anything, and I'll have to friend you back, but that won't be a problem!
WL,
missy