Impact 23rd January
Mar. 29th, 2021 08:32 pmFrom after Hard to Kill
I like that Keira and Tasha won, because yes, they deserve it.
How is Doc Gallows the person taking up the least space on a sofa with Omega and Anderson (Also, because I am mean, Anderson is going to replace Bubba Ray as the punch line for people I have bigger legs than.)
Callis is up to something.
For people who didn't watch Hard to Kill, the commentary switch is startling.
Dear wrestlers, that it's the refs running to the rescue is making you look bad.
Hat silliness continues - Acey looks just as silly in the hat as Dreamer does.
Sami, the Good Brothers used "draw" to describe themselves, can you use it as an excuse to go mangle? (Anything to mangle them)
I suspect that I have already said this but ... I love Jazz's entrance outfit.
I do love the summary of Brian Myers - Excellent wrestler, but he's an ass.
That is a lot of sparkle Taya.
Taya is the best best friend. (Note, I do not condone shooting Johnny Bravo, but ...)
I also like Tommy's line about "she's either going to Jacksonville or Stamford Max.)
In Taya's future absence, Crazy Steeve, also the best best friend. (I do like that TNA let people have goodbyes when they leave, this is Taya's - https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1351710285262938117.)
Intrigued by what happens if Taya goes to WWE, because in many ways, she's all the things they want Dana Brooke and Lacey Evans to be.
Rohit is justified in his rage. Amusing though it is.
Ace Austin, you're mean!
Josh (Alexander), normally when you do that, you have a spare person. It works less well solo. Matt Cardona (who is not the same person as Brian Myers) to the rescue.
I do like the bit from the Hard to Kill commentary that's basically, "these two idiots have come out in short sleeves to a barbed wire match!"
I am with the Doc on the topic of barbed wire matches.
Myers has talked himself into trouble again.
Are we sure that Brian Myers isn't Matt Cardona's evil twin?
I made an unholy noise - Storm, Storm, Storm, Storm, Storm. (Also, Sabin's smile) Storm is allowed to say MCMG are the best ;) Oh, Storm, you're just a little ol' country boy.
WTF! Matt Hardy (I mean, I could do without him, and just take Private Party but ...) (I do like his description of it being open boarders). (That is some Steiner maths.)
I AM GETTING TO WATCH JAMES STORM AGAIN!!!!
(Sorry, I like everyone in the match, but he's one of my favourites. Also, I am feeling old because he's the "old guy in the ring")
I do love that Private Party are all "sorry about our evil manager"
Jerry Lynn, you were one of us!!!! (Um, I am Team Impact on these matters)
(I would like to add that if it ends up being Private Party vs Good Brothers, even with Good Brothers being team Impact, relatively, and Matt Hardy's gimmick annoying the hell out of me, I will still be cheering for Private Party)
I like that Keira and Tasha won, because yes, they deserve it.
How is Doc Gallows the person taking up the least space on a sofa with Omega and Anderson (Also, because I am mean, Anderson is going to replace Bubba Ray as the punch line for people I have bigger legs than.)
Callis is up to something.
For people who didn't watch Hard to Kill, the commentary switch is startling.
Dear wrestlers, that it's the refs running to the rescue is making you look bad.
Hat silliness continues - Acey looks just as silly in the hat as Dreamer does.
Sami, the Good Brothers used "draw" to describe themselves, can you use it as an excuse to go mangle? (Anything to mangle them)
I suspect that I have already said this but ... I love Jazz's entrance outfit.
I do love the summary of Brian Myers - Excellent wrestler, but he's an ass.
That is a lot of sparkle Taya.
Taya is the best best friend. (Note, I do not condone shooting Johnny Bravo, but ...)
I also like Tommy's line about "she's either going to Jacksonville or Stamford Max.)
In Taya's future absence, Crazy Steeve, also the best best friend. (I do like that TNA let people have goodbyes when they leave, this is Taya's - https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1351710285262938117.)
Intrigued by what happens if Taya goes to WWE, because in many ways, she's all the things they want Dana Brooke and Lacey Evans to be.
Rohit is justified in his rage. Amusing though it is.
Ace Austin, you're mean!
Josh (Alexander), normally when you do that, you have a spare person. It works less well solo. Matt Cardona (who is not the same person as Brian Myers) to the rescue.
I do like the bit from the Hard to Kill commentary that's basically, "these two idiots have come out in short sleeves to a barbed wire match!"
I am with the Doc on the topic of barbed wire matches.
Myers has talked himself into trouble again.
Are we sure that Brian Myers isn't Matt Cardona's evil twin?
I made an unholy noise - Storm, Storm, Storm, Storm, Storm. (Also, Sabin's smile) Storm is allowed to say MCMG are the best ;) Oh, Storm, you're just a little ol' country boy.
WTF! Matt Hardy (I mean, I could do without him, and just take Private Party but ...) (I do like his description of it being open boarders). (That is some Steiner maths.)
I AM GETTING TO WATCH JAMES STORM AGAIN!!!!
(Sorry, I like everyone in the match, but he's one of my favourites. Also, I am feeling old because he's the "old guy in the ring")
I do love that Private Party are all "sorry about our evil manager"
Jerry Lynn, you were one of us!!!! (Um, I am Team Impact on these matters)
(I would like to add that if it ends up being Private Party vs Good Brothers, even with Good Brothers being team Impact, relatively, and Matt Hardy's gimmick annoying the hell out of me, I will still be cheering for Private Party)