F1 2021

As a Formula 1 fan, I am looking forward to the new season, even if I suspect Mercedes dominance. As a Ferrari fan, I am dreading it. After last season's disaster (worst season in 40 years!), I don't see any improvement, not because testing has gone much better or worse but because nothing has changed. Except the addition of horrid green drizzle on the back of the car. I disapprove of the horrid green.

Last season I made a bingo card, and while 9/25 squares did get dabbed, the problems mostly focussed on strategy failures, driver errors and pitstop disasters. I'm also a believer in positive reinforcement so this year's theme will be cards and cookies.

Ferrari do something bad - red card, Ferrari do something good - cookie.

They are already on one red card for the abominable green motif.