Football Peeps and Muppets Peeps

You're all going to want to see this:

Mark Lawrenson vs Miss Piggy and Kermit on this week's football predictions:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/lawros-predictions/

RL continues to be ... well, it's real

Let us start with the good. I now have direction re: new project at work. I have direction re: how to finish off old project at work. I may have sorted out my clothes for my friend's wedding (yes, I know it's in December, but I figure if I can get it sorted now, I have one less thing to worry about then). The plan at the moment is killer heels, smart trousers and this - http://www.wallis.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33058&storeId=12557&productId=4547986&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=209178&parent_categoryId=209165&pageSize=20 I just need to double check it's suitable. Opinions very welcome as when it comes to dressing myself, the phrase 'dragged through a hedge backwards' is usually used.

The bad, well, my sleep schedule is new levels of messed up and because I skipped fencing for a bit, I now have muscles aching in places I'd forgotten I had muscles.

The downright peculiar is that everyone at work seems to think I'm going out with one of the PhD students, because we have a shared interest in science (odd, I know, for scientists), comics and dinosaurs. Apparently, not everyone's first response to 'I'm thinking of a dinosaur, with a think skull' is 'pachycephalosaur'.

Matters are not helped by me being the only person who has ever seen his girlfriend. I swear she exists, really.