redfiona99

German Duo has a thing for ducks and cats.

For evidence, "He has a bigger duck than me."

"we have a cat 😻 because of our parents."

"one billion cats?"

"I am not shopping for cats."

"the duck is tired."

"the ducks are reading the newspaper 📰."

When Duo isn't teaching me about cats and ducks, it varies from whimsy:

"your cow is pretty"

"the mice are reading books."

To the quite frankly disturbing:

"I am not your toy"

"his skin is so soft."

"not as brothers, but as adults."

"I have your daughter." (Although someone suggested Berlin would be an excellent setting for Taken 4).

via the philosophical:

"without the past there is no future".

"Jesus walks over the sea"

and the just plain weird:

"I am eating green rice."

"better houses have windows."

"I am his fourth wife."

"this is my third wife."

"why do you have white trousers?"

"you are carrying my fish 🐠".

"no, I am not a banana 🍌".

"your bear 🐻 drinks beer 🍻".

"your boy 👦 eats insects".