Dear M at fencing,
I know you're doing it to knock me off my stride because I am a girly and girlies don't do contact sports, but I'm from one of those places where the girlies play rugby and, as you may have noticed with that shoulder charge you got this time, if you close distance and slam into me, I slam back and trust me, you're nowhere near as big as some of the girls I played rugby with and I learnt to fence fencing against teenage boy sabreurs. I can play rougher than you can.
I know you're doing it to knock me off my stride because I am a girly and girlies don't do contact sports, but I'm from one of those places where the girlies play rugby and, as you may have noticed with that shoulder charge you got this time, if you close distance and slam into me, I slam back and trust me, you're nowhere near as big as some of the girls I played rugby with and I learnt to fence fencing against teenage boy sabreurs. I can play rougher than you can.