Meme Response
Aug. 15th, 2009 07:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
redfiona99Because I'm still stuck on the Top 5 meme (um, any consensus on whether Hobbes of Calvin and Hobbes counts as a non-human being?), the answers to the other ones instead:
The Fic Sex Meme
The rules were:
1.comment with any character you know I've written.
2. receive three bits of trivia about their sexuality: practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, etc.
3. Profit!
1 - Likes them young, bendy and blond. He knows Randy is only one of the above, but he's an outlier.
2 - Despite loving all the girls that being famous has brought him, he sometimes likes to sneak off to quieter bars and see if he can catch a catch despite them not knowing who he is. He's enormously pleased by his sucess rate.
3 - He always uses a condom. He swears that's the only reason he doesn't have any illegitimate children.
1 - The booze hasn't affected his performance in bed yet. He's promised to quit if it does.
2 - He and Harris never double-teamed a girl. Harris was far too much of a prude to that.
3 - The handcuffs, however, were entirely Harris's idea. He prefers to be able to grab what he likes.
1 - Even in her younger, wilder days (and yes, she did have them), she never lost her virginity, common meaning thereof. Uncommon meanings are a whole different matter.
2 - Of course she and Shane played superhero dress up, but she got to rescue him sometimes.
3 - She knows she's right not to give in precisely because of how hard it is, some of the guys like Spike did understand. Some of the others didn't.
The Fic Sex Meme
The rules were:
1.comment with any character you know I've written.
2. receive three bits of trivia about their sexuality: practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, etc.
3. Profit!
1 - Likes them young, bendy and blond. He knows Randy is only one of the above, but he's an outlier.
2 - Despite loving all the girls that being famous has brought him, he sometimes likes to sneak off to quieter bars and see if he can catch a catch despite them not knowing who he is. He's enormously pleased by his sucess rate.
3 - He always uses a condom. He swears that's the only reason he doesn't have any illegitimate children.
1 - The booze hasn't affected his performance in bed yet. He's promised to quit if it does.
2 - He and Harris never double-teamed a girl. Harris was far too much of a prude to that.
3 - The handcuffs, however, were entirely Harris's idea. He prefers to be able to grab what he likes.
1 - Even in her younger, wilder days (and yes, she did have them), she never lost her virginity, common meaning thereof. Uncommon meanings are a whole different matter.
2 - Of course she and Shane played superhero dress up, but she got to rescue him sometimes.
3 - She knows she's right not to give in precisely because of how hard it is, some of the guys like Spike did understand. Some of the others didn't.
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Date: 2009-08-16 04:10 am (UTC)This made me squeak with delight!
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Date: 2009-08-17 03:47 pm (UTC)I'm equally sure Ric made many of those ladies squeak with even greater delight ;)
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Date: 2009-08-16 04:52 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-08-17 05:42 pm (UTC)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Date: 2009-08-19 11:31 am (UTC)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH<<
It's so true though ;)
I desperately need to see some Beer Money matches (especially if they're facing off against Doug Williams et ami).