I know this isn't genetics

[redfiona99]

but I'm trying to avoid things again.

Pinched from at least three people around here - You name three characters, I have to pick one to marry, one to shag, and one to push off a cliff. Stick to the fictional characters, either gender.

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I demand a recount. I'd never, ever go out with the third hobbit from the left.

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[opera142.livejournal.com]

Dracula, The Frankenstein monster, The Mummy.

If we're going for the Steven Sommers version

[redfiona99.livejournal.com]

Shove the Mummy off a cliff. He did bad things to Ardeth Bay, he must be shoved off cliffs at every available opportunity.

Shag Dracula, I mean I have to share him with the Dracubabes anyway, so I don't think he's into monogamy.

And marry the Monster because he's so sweet.

(Actually, even if it's not the Steven Sommers version that's probably what I'd go with.)

[lossi.livejournal.com]

So, I'm gonna try something a leetle different:

Gambit, Iceman and...Cyclops.

Ah ha, I sense another X-men fan about

[redfiona99.livejournal.com]

Cliff: Bye bye Cyclops. Don't worry, I'm certain your girlfriend can stop you hitting the ground with her telekinesis.

Now the other two, the other two are difficult. Gambit being my favourite would be the obvious choice to marry, but I never, ever want to have sex with Bobby Drake, I mean, I like him but no.

Plus it would mean that Rogue wouldn't be after my blood, I'm pretty certain she'd forgive Gambit a slight horizontal indiscretion.

So
cliff: Cyclops
shag: Gambit - which should be fun.
marry: Bobby

[angstbunny.livejournal.com]

James Storm. Chris Jericho. Chris Benoit.

Mwahahaha.

You, Madam, are evil

[redfiona99.livejournal.com]

Well done. Plus you've used that picture.

It's trying to decide who to shove off the cliff that's the problem, because I don't want to shove any of them off a cliff.

It's unfortunate for Jericho that I have no desire to have sex with him and that I'm not going to push Benoit off a cliff.

After that it's easy,
cliff: Jericho (sorry about that Chris)
shag: Storm. And you can bring your tag partner too if you want.
marry: Benoit, no contest.

Now to go plot my revenge.