Impact - 29th April 2021

The one after Rebellion

I had made my peace with them not having Swann win but still, I do not like this :(

Poor Scott D'Amore, he'll never hear the end of it.
I do like the jeopardy of "will Kenny turn up"?

Oooh, Something vs Bey! I can dig this.
I also like the pseudo-lumberjacks.
Careful boys!
Dear, whoever is in charge of Jake Something's ring gear, black writing on black trunks does not show up that well.
Striker is so right with the question "how many of your co-workers do you want to clothesline?" (That line got me through several really grud-awful meetings at work.)
Rohit, why are you antagonising Jake?

Oooh Sami being evil to someone who deserves it.
Separately, oh hell I would wear what Sami is wearing.

I like Taylor Wilde's coat.
(Kimber Lee, has improved so much since her first TNA match)

Josh Alexander as X-division champion - the spirit of "it's about no-limits not weight limits" lives.
Well played Scott re: Moose.
James Storm! I love you - https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1387935063686488065

Oh, I see what Fire and Flava are up to.

Dear W Morrison (which is a supermarket over here which doesn't help) - I don't think Sami or Decay pretend they're being good.
The reason I don't get Morrison's gimmick - it's basically exactly Myers's. With more violence.
Sam Beale meanwhile, appears to have escaped from mid-80s Liverpool, which is uncanny.

I love how D'Lo is going, "we are assembling our best to get our best back" about the 6-way.
Striker continuing with the unnecessary Biblicalness (Biblicity?)

Callis, I enjoy hating you.