AEW and Impact - 4th April

AEW - Are still succeeding in making me cheer for Jack Thwagger vs Jon Moxley. I think it's just that Moxley's kind of good guy doesn't work for me, while the Inner Circle, for all they are evil, have each other's back. Culturally, I appreciate teamwork. (I think it is a matter of positioning, because the Don't forget to call your grandmother promo video made me love Moxley.)

I think I am in <3 with both Shida and Anna Jayy.

Marco Stunt - at our joint lack of height - kick 'em in the goolies. (One of the things I don't like about what they're doing with Stunt is that he doesn't fight like a short guy, and trust me, there is a reason short people fight dirty.) The match does mean that we have found a use for Orange Cassidy. (Okay, I love 2/3rds of Best Friends anyway, but that they're the guys, well, them and Gunn Club, willing to tell Lance Archer not to the bad thing is an extra reason. I love Best Friends.)

TNA -
ioplokon - Madison Rayne is very <3 about Alica. For Madison Rayne values of that.

I think this might be the most I've heard Kash talk in years. (Also it is really weird having him here, and Lance Archer in AEW when I remember them as Kash and Dallas.) Also, 🤘 for Kash!

<3 Rich Swann!
Ace Austin, if you upset either of Swann and Mack, or both of them, my rage will be rageful.
Oh I love you Rich Swann!
Ace Austin, if you injure Rich Swann, I will be even more rageful.

The sheer loathing that Madison Rayne achieves on the topic of Sami Callihan is a thing to hear.
Callihan claims he's got his brain on straight. His version of "brain on straight" is my friends on a paranoia bender.
I love what they are doing/might be doing with this (OVE and Callihan).

Also that the Deaners want to run screaming at the sight of Suzi.

I love the North's music. I mean, please hit Ethan Page on my behalf, Tessa, but excellent music.
Madison Rayne is trying to tell me Tessa "Rage Bomb" Blanchard is calm in matches. I am dubious!