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Did not have a good day yesterday; housemate who promised me a lift had accidentally over-booked his car so I volunteered to walk to fencing, my spare foil has gone missing (okay, so I stupidly left it in Coventry) and my fencing kit bag has split.

The tiny sadist who we call our Captain came up with a real screamer of a warm-up. Run 16 metres, 20 press ups, run back, run, 15 sit ups, run back, run, 10 squats, run back, run, 5 squat thrusts, run back. Then run, 5 press ups, sprint back, run 10 sit ups, sprint, run, 15 squats, sprint, 20 squat thrusts, run back. Yes, I know it's good for me, but right now, large chunks of me do not work.

No Picnic In The Park (1/1)

Title: No Picnic In The Park
Author: Red Fiona
Fandom: Wrestling
Characters: Mark Jindrak and Randy Orton
Prompt: 43 - Outdoor Sex
Word Count: 979
Rating: NC-17 - public sex, a blow job and swearing.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, WWE and they themselves do. No money being made from this. This is not real. It is fiction.
Author's Notes: I wouldn't normally leave this bit in when I post this in my own journal, but I found a photo of Jindrak where he doesn't appear to be looking angrily cross-eyed at the photographer. I count this is as a victory. For those who don't watch wrestling this is Randy Orton and this is Mark Jindrak.

( Mark was the one that wanted to go to Central Park )