I need someone who can translate English into American for me

Okay in the UK the type of school you attend between the age of 5-11 is called primary school. What is it's equivalent in the US? I thought it was elementary, but am suddenly getting a suspicion that I am wrong.

Andrew WK and Rugby (Union sadly)

Been meaning to say this for quite sometime, but I heard the new Andrew WK song, the one from the Jackass film, I think it's called 'We Want Fun' but I could be wrong. And there has been no musical progression whatsoever. The song sounds like distilled sound of smiling and laughter. Progression so not needed.

Normally rugby players of both codes but particularly union make boxers look good. It's a hard sport, a broken nose is a requirement sort of sport. So normally the possible good looks are hidden under cauliflower ears and bashed in noses and layers of bandages.

I was watching Leicester v Gloucester and one of the Gloucester players was good looking. And a damn good player to boot. His name is Thinus Delport, and he's a South African. He won the man of the match award and they had an interview with him afterwards, and I must admit, he's got a nice voice. That I happen to like South African accents probably has something to do with it.

Plus he scored 1 try and set up another which helped Gloucester beat Leicester which is always a good thing.

So anyway, I bring you a picture

http://www.gloucesterrugby.net/stories/gr_t_delport.html

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I feel so dirty, I think I just defended Limp Bizkit. Why, why, why! (Other than I think Rearranged, Nookie, My Way and Break Stuff are pretty decent songs.)