This is all James's fault

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It's supposed to be a football update but the only thing I'd be saying is that Totti is an idiot. A large stupid, idiot shaped idiot.

so, instead there is the "Who'd You Shag?" Meme

bold if you'd have sex (fictional and real) with them, italics only if someone paid you (or if you have stipulations), strikethrough if you're squicked (EW EW EW! reactions), and nothing if you either don't know who the person is or you have no opinion. Once you're done, add three of your own


1. Joel Tobeck
2. Craig Parker And the condition is no blonde hair.
3. James Phelps
4. Oliver Phelps
5. Tom Felton
6. Rupert Grint Also, in my defense, I'd like to say I'm only 3 years older than he is.
7. Garrett Hedlund
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Eric Bana
10. Achilles
11. Colin Farrell
12. Daniel Radcliffe
13. Emma Watson
14. Elijah Wood
15. Dominic Monaghan
16. Viggo Mortensen
17. Alan Rickman
18. Jason Isaacs
19. Lucius Malfoy
20. Jack Sparrow
21. Legolas Greenleaf
22. Carlos
23. Brian Kinney
24. Justin Taylor
25. Emmett Honeycutt
26. Shane
27. Angelina Jolie
28. Jessica Alba
29. Drew Barrymore
30. Melanie Marcus
31. Ben
32. Michael Novotny
33. Johnny Depp
34. Jensen Ackles
35. Doc Roe
36. Older Simba (The Lion King) Not into beastiality.
37. Liam Neeson
38. Christian Bale
39. Hayden Christensen
40. Jude Law
41. Keanu Reeves
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Hans Matheson
44. Hugh Jackman
45. Heath Ledger
46. Agamemnon
47. Priam And that would be that it would have to be when he was younger. No, I don't have a thing for Peter O'Toole in the slightest ;)
48. Anthony Hopkins
49. Edward Norton
50. Kiefer Sutherland
51. Billy Boyd
52. Merlin Luck
53. Karl Urban
54. Gollum/Smeagol
55. Dobby
56. Cardboard Cut out Legolas
57. Daniel Johns
58. John Mayer
59. Avril Lavigne Given the noise she makes when she's singing I dread to think about the noises she'd make in bed.
60. Mark Ferguson
61. Josh Duhamel
62. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
63. Keira Knightley
64. Kiran Shah
65. Leopold (from Kate and Leopold)
66. Andy Serkis
67. Sean Bean
68. Orlando Bloom The really worrying thing is that in RL he looks exactly like my type.
69. Brad Pitt
70. Tobey Maguire
71. Jason Statham
72. Jake Gyllenhaal
73. James Franco
74. Jennifer Garner
75. Mr. Sark (Alias) Let's see, blonde bad guy, English accent. Black clothes. Tendancy towards violence and sarcasm. Oh yeah!
76. Tim Drake (Robin III)
77. Nate Grey (X-Man) Talk about dirty secrets.
78. Xander Harris
79. Eminem
80. Anna Paquin
81. Joaquin Phoenix
82. Catherine Zeta-Jones
83. Harry Potter
84. Macauley Culkin
84. Naomi Watts
85. Kate Winslet
86. Parminder Nagra
87. Colin Firth
88. Hugh Grant
89. Renee Zellweger
90. Miranda Otto
91. Lucy Liu
92. Halle Berry
93. David Thewlis
94. Gary Oldman - I love them both dearly, but no.
95. Brendan Fraser
96. Jack Bristow
97. John Bender (The Breakfast Club)
98. Harrison Ford
99. Alexis Denisof
100. Michael Pitt
101. Matthew Lewis
102. Michael Jordan
103. Lenny Kravitz
104. Seth Green
105. Ioan Gruffudd
106. David Beckham
107. Ron Weasley
108. Sirius Black
109. Remus Lupin
110. Severus Snape I'm a masochist, but even I don't go for the slimy, icky type. And yes I know he's my favourite character but that doesn't mean I want to sleep with him.
111. Sid Vicious
112. Johnny Rotten
113. Matthew Bellamy
114. Kirk Maltby (Detroit Red Wings)
115. Jamie Bamber (Kennedy in Horatio Hornblower)
116. David Bowie
117. Martin Skoula (Colorado Avalanche)
118. Chris Benoit (WWE Worlds Heavyweight Champion)
119. Matt Damon (Can't believe he's not on here already)
120. Andrew Ference (Calgary Flames)
121. Breckin Meyers
122. Rostislav Klesla (Columbus Blue Jackets)
122. Rick Nash (Columbus Blue Jackets)
123. Dolly Parton
124. Omar Infante (Detroit Tigers)
125. Francesco Totti
126. Sharpe
127. D'Artagnan


The main stipulation is that they'd never remember it. I'm odd that way.