redfiona99

Okay if you never hear from me again after tomorrow, don't worry either me or someone in my family have been arrested for causing a disturbance at a funeral. Because on top of the usual problems (family, emotion, religion) it's a Catholic service (I think) and Auntie Jackie is likely to be there. Auntie Jackie who my Uncle is divorcing. Can I have a chorus of 'ouch!'?

Then on Monday I'm having my leg sorted out, which will be fantastically painful I have no doubt (don't worry too much, I am a wuss so everything hurts)

Followed by exam results on Thursday. If you never hear from me after Thursday one of the following has happened -

1) I have screwed up all of my exams and have run away/killed myself/decided to say fuck it all and become a prostitute.
2) I have screwed up my German exam and my Mother/my German teachers/all of the above have killed me.

The only thing keeping me sane is the promise of seeing Pirates of the Caribbean.