Shipping Meme
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redfiona99No offence intended for those who like 'ships I don't like. I'm a firm believer in your ship is not my ship and that's okay. With some of my 'ships, you kind of have to be ;)
1. Randy Orton / Ric Flair (I know but I was suddenly hit with Florton feels while working on fic)
2. Aguilar / Maria from the Assassin's Creed film.
3. Fai / Kurogane, from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles.
4. Mystique / Hank (Filmverse)
5. Male Imperial Agent / Kaliyo Djannis (SWTOR)
6. Ilya/Gaby/Napoleon Solo (filmverse Man from UNCLE)
Three ships you liked, but don’t like anymore (I have noticed that I don’t really go off ships, canon just moves on from them).
7. Filmverse Hawkeye / Black Widow, except not, may I rec Brown Paper Packages byst_aurafina which is how I like my Hawkeye/Black Widow now that we have Hawkwife.
8. Movieverse Rogue / Pyro
9. Toshiko Sato / Jack Harkness of Torchwood
Four ships you never liked
10. Filmverse Black Widow / Hulk
11. Filmverse Thor / Loki
12. Filmverse Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes (he’s his best friend. I know this is a major case of this is not my ship and that’s okay).
13. Emily Thorne / Daniel Grayson of Revenge
Two ships you're curious about, but don’t actually ship
14. Scarlet Witch / Vision (Filmverse)
15. Chekhov / Scotty (Rebootverse)
Before anyone says anything, yes, I am aware that most, if not all of my ships are ones where the parties fight together. I have a thing.
Why do you dislike #11 (Thor / Loki) so much?
Incest ships are just not my bag in general. Yes, I know there is one exception to that, but it really is an exception.
Who is someone you know that ships #14 (Scarlet Witch / Vision)?
I suspect several of the comics people like the comics version. I don’t know about film-verse.
What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (Fai / Kurogane)?
Happy, on a planet where all the Sakuras and Sayorans are alive and well, with the occasional enemies to defeat because otherwise Kurogane will go mad with boredom.
Which is your favorite moment for couple #1? (Flair/Orton)
Did you see the way Ric looked at him when he beat Mick Foley!!! (or indeed most of the time.)
How long have you been following couple #6 (Ilya/Gaby/Napoleon Solo)?
Have you seen the film? Is it possible to watch that film without ‘shipping Ilya and Gaby? No. I suspect my brain added Solo because I can imagine Ilya getting really, unspeakably impossible without someone else to go “woah”.
What's the story with #8 (Rogue / Pyro) ?
It’s yet another victim of X-Men 3. Pyro was so annoying.
You have the power to make one ship non existent. Choose from #10 (Hulk/Black Widow) or #12 (Cap/Bucky).
I don’t actually hate either ship, particularly Cap/Bucky. But Hulk/Nat was done really, really badly in Avengers 2. Like was the worst part of the film kind of badly.
Which ship do you prefer #2 (Aguilar / Maria) or #4 (Mystique/Hank)?
Mystique/Hank just because there is a lot more depth to it. Mystique/Hank makes me flail handy, and occasionally face-palm when Hank puts his foot in it. Again! Apparently I have a fondness for ships that will only end badly. Or at least go through an owwy phase. (Oh, that shot of Hank’s back when Hank hears that Mystique’s reason for looking them up is that Magneto’s in trouble.)
What interests you about #15 (Chekov/Scotty)?
The potential geeking between them.
Why did you stop liking #7 (Hawkeye/Black Widow)?
I repeat, it’s less that I stopped liking it, more that I now demand that Hawkwife gives her permission or that it’s Hawkeye/Black Widow/Hawkwife.
Did your waning interest in #9 (Tosh/Jack Harkness) kill your interest in the show?
Nope, because it got superseded by the glory that is season 2 of Torchwood.
What’s a song that reminds you of #5 (Male Imperial Agent / Kaliyo Djannis)?
Oh so very tempted by Burn Baby Burn by Ash.
If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?
Kaliyo and Gaby are never allowed to meet. It would end … gloriously. If dangerously and kaboomily. Ditto any combo of Kaliyo, Maria and Aguilar. Ilya and Kurogane would get on really well. Worryingly well. And so would Fai and Gaby and Napoleon. I think that might be the best option.
Have #2 (Maria/Aguilar) kissed yet? Yes, gloriously violently, aggressively and FTWingly.
Did #4 have a happy ending (Hank/Mystique)? Nope! Ish. Sort of! Um. We might get more in a future film.
What would make you start shipping #14 (Vision/Scarlet Witch)? Vision being less … bizarrely if understandably controlling.
If only one could happen, which would you prefer #2 (Maria/Aguilar) or #6 (Ilya/Gaby/Napoleon Solo)? 2 has already happened so I don’t think it’s a fair question. Not the meme’s fault.
You have the power to decide the fate of #10 (Bruce/Nat).
What happens to them? Bruce becomes less … bizarrely controlling (am I noticing a pattern in Marvelverse pairings I have issues with? Yes, I am.). And less whiny. There are no more random outbursts of “being infertile makes me as much of a monster as the Hulk” (?!???!). Natasha remains her awesome self.
Which do you dislike the most?
Emily Thorne/Daniel Grayson. Because Daniel needs to be covered in bees. I know what happens to him in canon but bees. Really.
Which of these ships do you love the most?
No fair. Because Florton is one of my OTPs. Because … no really, the way they looked at each other. Kurogane/Fai made me flail-handed while reading the manga. Actually flail-handed. Ditto Agent/Kalliyo. Like I think the game wants me to have a different pairing as the canonical one but stuff that, Agent/Kalliyo all the way. Hank/Mystique makes me tl;dr. No really, the version you got up there is, like, the tiniest microcosm of my feelings on the matter. When I actually get around to ‘shipping, I ship hard.
1. Randy Orton / Ric Flair (I know but I was suddenly hit with Florton feels while working on fic)
2. Aguilar / Maria from the Assassin's Creed film.
3. Fai / Kurogane, from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles.
4. Mystique / Hank (Filmverse)
5. Male Imperial Agent / Kaliyo Djannis (SWTOR)
6. Ilya/Gaby/Napoleon Solo (filmverse Man from UNCLE)
Three ships you liked, but don’t like anymore (I have noticed that I don’t really go off ships, canon just moves on from them).
7. Filmverse Hawkeye / Black Widow, except not, may I rec Brown Paper Packages by
st_aurafina which is how I like my Hawkeye/Black Widow now that we have Hawkwife. 8. Movieverse Rogue / Pyro
9. Toshiko Sato / Jack Harkness of Torchwood
Four ships you never liked
10. Filmverse Black Widow / Hulk
11. Filmverse Thor / Loki
12. Filmverse Steve Rogers / Bucky Barnes (he’s his best friend. I know this is a major case of this is not my ship and that’s okay).
13. Emily Thorne / Daniel Grayson of Revenge
Two ships you're curious about, but don’t actually ship
14. Scarlet Witch / Vision (Filmverse)
15. Chekhov / Scotty (Rebootverse)
Before anyone says anything, yes, I am aware that most, if not all of my ships are ones where the parties fight together. I have a thing.
Why do you dislike #11 (Thor / Loki) so much?
Incest ships are just not my bag in general. Yes, I know there is one exception to that, but it really is an exception.
Who is someone you know that ships #14 (Scarlet Witch / Vision)?
I suspect several of the comics people like the comics version. I don’t know about film-verse.
What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3 (Fai / Kurogane)?
Happy, on a planet where all the Sakuras and Sayorans are alive and well, with the occasional enemies to defeat because otherwise Kurogane will go mad with boredom.
Which is your favorite moment for couple #1? (Flair/Orton)
Did you see the way Ric looked at him when he beat Mick Foley!!! (or indeed most of the time.)
How long have you been following couple #6 (Ilya/Gaby/Napoleon Solo)?
Have you seen the film? Is it possible to watch that film without ‘shipping Ilya and Gaby? No. I suspect my brain added Solo because I can imagine Ilya getting really, unspeakably impossible without someone else to go “woah”.
What's the story with #8 (Rogue / Pyro) ?
It’s yet another victim of X-Men 3. Pyro was so annoying.
You have the power to make one ship non existent. Choose from #10 (Hulk/Black Widow) or #12 (Cap/Bucky).
I don’t actually hate either ship, particularly Cap/Bucky. But Hulk/Nat was done really, really badly in Avengers 2. Like was the worst part of the film kind of badly.
Which ship do you prefer #2 (Aguilar / Maria) or #4 (Mystique/Hank)?
Mystique/Hank just because there is a lot more depth to it. Mystique/Hank makes me flail handy, and occasionally face-palm when Hank puts his foot in it. Again! Apparently I have a fondness for ships that will only end badly. Or at least go through an owwy phase. (Oh, that shot of Hank’s back when Hank hears that Mystique’s reason for looking them up is that Magneto’s in trouble.)
What interests you about #15 (Chekov/Scotty)?
The potential geeking between them.
Why did you stop liking #7 (Hawkeye/Black Widow)?
I repeat, it’s less that I stopped liking it, more that I now demand that Hawkwife gives her permission or that it’s Hawkeye/Black Widow/Hawkwife.
Did your waning interest in #9 (Tosh/Jack Harkness) kill your interest in the show?
Nope, because it got superseded by the glory that is season 2 of Torchwood.
What’s a song that reminds you of #5 (Male Imperial Agent / Kaliyo Djannis)?
Oh so very tempted by Burn Baby Burn by Ash.
If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?
Kaliyo and Gaby are never allowed to meet. It would end … gloriously. If dangerously and kaboomily. Ditto any combo of Kaliyo, Maria and Aguilar. Ilya and Kurogane would get on really well. Worryingly well. And so would Fai and Gaby and Napoleon. I think that might be the best option.
Have #2 (Maria/Aguilar) kissed yet? Yes, gloriously violently, aggressively and FTWingly.
Did #4 have a happy ending (Hank/Mystique)? Nope! Ish. Sort of! Um. We might get more in a future film.
What would make you start shipping #14 (Vision/Scarlet Witch)? Vision being less … bizarrely if understandably controlling.
If only one could happen, which would you prefer #2 (Maria/Aguilar) or #6 (Ilya/Gaby/Napoleon Solo)? 2 has already happened so I don’t think it’s a fair question. Not the meme’s fault.
You have the power to decide the fate of #10 (Bruce/Nat).
What happens to them? Bruce becomes less … bizarrely controlling (am I noticing a pattern in Marvelverse pairings I have issues with? Yes, I am.). And less whiny. There are no more random outbursts of “being infertile makes me as much of a monster as the Hulk” (?!???!). Natasha remains her awesome self.
Which do you dislike the most?
Emily Thorne/Daniel Grayson. Because Daniel needs to be covered in bees. I know what happens to him in canon but bees. Really.
Which of these ships do you love the most?
No fair. Because Florton is one of my OTPs. Because … no really, the way they looked at each other. Kurogane/Fai made me flail-handed while reading the manga. Actually flail-handed. Ditto Agent/Kalliyo. Like I think the game wants me to have a different pairing as the canonical one but stuff that, Agent/Kalliyo all the way. Hank/Mystique makes me tl;dr. No really, the version you got up there is, like, the tiniest microcosm of my feelings on the matter. When I actually get around to ‘shipping, I ship hard.
