F1 Liveblog

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There is F1, snooker and baklava. Life is good.

Gerhard Berger!!!!!!!!

And Mika!!! It's like a parade of all my favourites.

Dear Abu Dhabi cameramen - thank you for all the Berger footage.

Checo, do not take out your teammate.

Part of me understands Mercedes's conservativism on the pitstop pit lane release. And part of me just worries.

Rosberg being told to enhance his calm.

Oh FFS McLaren.

And now one of the Toro Rossos is out. Possibly causing a safety car. I think they're desperately trying to avoid it.

Guess who had a mouthful of tea when the overtaking happened.

I do love listening to Christian Horner.

I remember when Force India were perpetually last. I am so happy for them and their 4th place in the constructors right now.

Super Max vs Smiley Dan may happen.

Checo, I repeat my previous message, do not take out your teammate.

Super Max vs Vettel (who is in a mood) - oh this can only end badly.

Hamilton is ignoring radio instructions. Team getting pissed.

And one more time this season, shut up Coulthard.

The finishing line fireworks were awesome.