Obnoxiousness ahoy
Jun. 16th, 2008 08:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
redfiona99Do not read if you are sensitive to bad language or gratuitous insults to the Germans.
For those who want to know the details of my insanity, I'm wearing my lucky Austrian scarf, my new shirt and I have beer to act as a sedative for the second half. I am going to need it.
Important details: They stole our anthem and we speak better German than they do.
Ivanschitz is starting to look so much like one of our old players (I want to say Matti Sammel) that it's not funny.
Gomez and Klose are diving bastards.
Ballack is a malicious bastard and I don't as yet have the words in any language to describe exactly what I think of Torsten Frings.
Unfortunately, the Germans are cheating and the Austrians are playing foul ball.
Dear Podolski, stop trying to get our players sent of yer wee Polo-Germano idiot. (Well done Aufhauser for getting away for that finger-poke).
The Austrians cheat so manfully, and always make sure its a different player each time doing the damage.
Martin Harnik - run faster.
No, our coach hasn't been suggesting exactly what the fourth offical can do with his board.
OMG both managers have been sent off. Thankfully both teams have decent spares (basically, this appears to leave Andi Herzog in charge, not a bad thing.)
I think we're finally hitting the Germans hard enough.
Dear Kortmaz, enough with the blast shots!
The entire BBC half time talk is 'Germany are grud-awful, and if Austria were any better they'd be in trouble'.
Martin O'Neill is lovely.
The entire Austrian attack are all useless.
Sodding bloody Germans. Well, they can't play but they can score from free kicks, which might explain why they dive so much. I will be extremely bitter for quite some time.
Oh well, they tried.
Bless Emmanuel Pogatetz.
Klose - shut up you swine.
Dear Martin Harnik - no!
Team in general - try not to pass it to the chaps in white, we've gone through this before.
Ach du liebe, Jurgen! The Germans, they cheat. May you be anhilated by Portugal, may Boris forgive me. I know they won't because it's the Germans are they're solid.
Olli Neuville is still playing?! Man, he's aging terribly. Unlike darling Ivica.
Oh bless Jurgen. He took a hard ball on his much battered chest.
I should be offended by Hansen pointing out that if the Germans had gone off for a five minute tea break the Austrians wouldn't have scored. Except I laughed, because it's true.
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You know what, I'd have taken 1-0 to Germany at the start of this tournament. And you know another thing, I'm proud to have that bunch of incompetants as my national team. Proud. When was the last time most people could say that.
For those who want to know the details of my insanity, I'm wearing my lucky Austrian scarf, my new shirt and I have beer to act as a sedative for the second half. I am going to need it.
Important details: They stole our anthem and we speak better German than they do.
Ivanschitz is starting to look so much like one of our old players (I want to say Matti Sammel) that it's not funny.
Gomez and Klose are diving bastards.
Ballack is a malicious bastard and I don't as yet have the words in any language to describe exactly what I think of Torsten Frings.
Unfortunately, the Germans are cheating and the Austrians are playing foul ball.
Dear Podolski, stop trying to get our players sent of yer wee Polo-Germano idiot. (Well done Aufhauser for getting away for that finger-poke).
The Austrians cheat so manfully, and always make sure its a different player each time doing the damage.
Martin Harnik - run faster.
No, our coach hasn't been suggesting exactly what the fourth offical can do with his board.
OMG both managers have been sent off. Thankfully both teams have decent spares (basically, this appears to leave Andi Herzog in charge, not a bad thing.)
I think we're finally hitting the Germans hard enough.
Dear Kortmaz, enough with the blast shots!
The entire BBC half time talk is 'Germany are grud-awful, and if Austria were any better they'd be in trouble'.
Martin O'Neill is lovely.
The entire Austrian attack are all useless.
Sodding bloody Germans. Well, they can't play but they can score from free kicks, which might explain why they dive so much. I will be extremely bitter for quite some time.
Oh well, they tried.
Bless Emmanuel Pogatetz.
Klose - shut up you swine.
Dear Martin Harnik - no!
Team in general - try not to pass it to the chaps in white, we've gone through this before.
Ach du liebe, Jurgen! The Germans, they cheat. May you be anhilated by Portugal, may Boris forgive me. I know they won't because it's the Germans are they're solid.
Olli Neuville is still playing?! Man, he's aging terribly. Unlike darling Ivica.
Oh bless Jurgen. He took a hard ball on his much battered chest.
I should be offended by Hansen pointing out that if the Germans had gone off for a five minute tea break the Austrians wouldn't have scored. Except I laughed, because it's true.
~~~~
You know what, I'd have taken 1-0 to Germany at the start of this tournament. And you know another thing, I'm proud to have that bunch of incompetants as my national team. Proud. When was the last time most people could say that.
