Fic - A Suitable Husband (1/1, Last of the Summer Wine)

Title: A Suitable Husband
Author: Red Fiona
Fandom: Last of the Summer Wine
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, the BBC do, and no money is being made from this.
Characters: Norman Clegg
Rating: PG-12
Notes: Much delayed lgbtfest 2012 fic, written to the prompt, "Last of the Summer Wine, Norman Clegg, Getting married seemed to be the easiest way out (Cleggy's queer identity open to the author)."
Warning: Mentions of canonical character death
Summary: He never did quite understand the sex thing.

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( He never did quite understand the sex thing. )

End notes: Cleggy is a delight to write, not least of all because he gives me an opportunity to write in authentic Northern gibberish.