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AEW and Impact 22nd May
Jun. 29th, 2020 08:36 pmAEW:
On the one hand - AEW, let me cheer for Moxley. I want to cheer for him. Don't have him break people's arms.
Om the other - if he gets lumbered with Brodie Lee, then there are whole matches and segments I can happily skip.
I know he's supposed to be the small heroic, but Marco, sweetheart, kick him in the goolies. Embrace your inner scrum half - always the smallest, always the smartest, frequently the dirtiest.
From commentary, he is literally my size. I am allowed to point out his flaws. At our joint height, sneak is required. And it's not like short people can't be terrifying, see Tazz and Mike Tyson. And if you want small, cute and adorable, Rey Mysterio jnr has done that without being dumb and trying to overpower people.
All mockery of tiny Dino notwithstanding, I want Wardlow vs Luchasaurus.
Mean though I am about him, Orange Cassidy vs Ray Phoenix was good. (It's not that I don't like joy, because I like Kris Stantlander.)
(This house likes 1 tropical British ratbarsteward in Kip Sabian. And one tropical British sweetheart in Suge Dunkerton/Pineapple Pete.)
Okay, I totally cheered when I saw the Bucks come to the rescue.
TNA:
Ignoring his fiendishness, that was a good trick by Ace Austin.
No Josh, that robe is pink. It's not even lilac, never mind purple.
I love that Madison Rayne sticks up for Johnny Swinger (also, oi Matthews, there is nothing wrong with Simon Diamond).
Devious Deener is devious.
TNA, having realised that both their big good guys are variously trapped away, have had to be clever, hence tournament. But I was confused as to how they were going to do one of the matches, because mean evil vs violent evil doesn't really work. So one of them had to be the lesser of two evils and they went with Callihan, which interesting choice, but oh it worked. I mean, I felt unexpected squishy feelings about the vile one.
On the one hand - AEW, let me cheer for Moxley. I want to cheer for him. Don't have him break people's arms.
Om the other - if he gets lumbered with Brodie Lee, then there are whole matches and segments I can happily skip.
I know he's supposed to be the small heroic, but Marco, sweetheart, kick him in the goolies. Embrace your inner scrum half - always the smallest, always the smartest, frequently the dirtiest.
From commentary, he is literally my size. I am allowed to point out his flaws. At our joint height, sneak is required. And it's not like short people can't be terrifying, see Tazz and Mike Tyson. And if you want small, cute and adorable, Rey Mysterio jnr has done that without being dumb and trying to overpower people.
All mockery of tiny Dino notwithstanding, I want Wardlow vs Luchasaurus.
Mean though I am about him, Orange Cassidy vs Ray Phoenix was good. (It's not that I don't like joy, because I like Kris Stantlander.)
(This house likes 1 tropical British ratbarsteward in Kip Sabian. And one tropical British sweetheart in Suge Dunkerton/Pineapple Pete.)
Okay, I totally cheered when I saw the Bucks come to the rescue.
TNA:
Ignoring his fiendishness, that was a good trick by Ace Austin.
No Josh, that robe is pink. It's not even lilac, never mind purple.
I love that Madison Rayne sticks up for Johnny Swinger (also, oi Matthews, there is nothing wrong with Simon Diamond).
Devious Deener is devious.
TNA, having realised that both their big good guys are variously trapped away, have had to be clever, hence tournament. But I was confused as to how they were going to do one of the matches, because mean evil vs violent evil doesn't really work. So one of them had to be the lesser of two evils and they went with Callihan, which interesting choice, but oh it worked. I mean, I felt unexpected squishy feelings about the vile one.
