30 Days of Torchwood Meme - Day 22 - Who you’d shag, cliff and marry

Shag:



Gwen, because I can't marry her, she's married to Rhys. Who I am sure would be very understanding.

Cliff:



Jack. Work with me on this. He's the one that can't die and will entirely understand my logic. Also, any non-cliff-related plans I may have afterwards are entirely outside the answer of this question ;)

Marry:



Toshiko. Mostly because in comparison to Owen I am a cake-walk, and she's significantly more my type than Ianto.

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Adverts I Like

The Neal the Sofa Sloth adverts that Sofaworks are running.

This Open University advert is excellent

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And this Virgin Media advert is very funny

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Virgin Media still suck though.

Language/Fic Question

My French being appalling, I'm trying to figure out how to turn ""Après moi, le déluge" in to 'After him, the deluge', and all I'm getting is "Après il, le déluge", which I suspect is wrong in many ways.