A funny Dylan Moran Story, possibly funny only in a schadenfreude sort of way

Dylan Moran, who is touring and who at least two of my f-list are going to see, is gigging in Leicester tonight. I was about the only person out of my set of friends that wasn't going. This is mostly because I didn't want to go with them, not any fault of Dylan Moran's. So they all buy tickets, and leave them with one of them, and look at me funny when I say I don't want to go. (As it stands I'm going for a drink with collegues instead)

So of course, the guy they've left the tickets with has lost them all. This could be most interesting, because I think they paid with cash, not with card. Seriously, for losable things, pay by card, it makes proof of purchase easier. It still might not work, but you have a much better chance.