Also mildly related

Why the hell does Rafa Benitez not play Dick Kuyt as often as possible. The man is a wonderful player. Or sell him to someone who could use him, like Juve. Seriously Rafa, if you want to get rid of him, send him to Juve, it's what you're doing with Alonso. It must be said the rumours of Benitez desperately trying to get rid of Alonso and Alonso desperately hanging on with his fingernails amuses me, and saddens me slightly because I think Xabi does love Liverpool. But come Xabi, come to Juventus, join the dark side, we've mostly stopped fixing matches. I really would love him to come, because it would be nice to have him there, probably where Tacchanardi used to play (more defensively minded midfielder).

And how did I not know Tiago had joined the Old Lady.

Meme-age

Pick a fandom you know I like/love, I shall answer!

1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
6. The character I would shag anytime
7. The character I'd want to be like
8. The character I'd slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise