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What do I do, do I attract bread thieves?!

One or the other of my housemates (I think I know which one but I don't have any evidence) is stealing both my bread and my margarine. Therefore, I have left a little note saying

"Hi,
Could whichever of you is using my margarine tell me when it's running low so I can buy some more, because when I was making my sandwiches last night it was so low that I nearly didn't have enough.

Thanks,

My Name."

I live in the hope of guilting them into stopping.