I trust I speak for every right thinking football fan when I say

Come on Trinidad and Tobago

Dear Ukraine - No, that's precisely what I didn't want you to do. Go to the back of the class. I'm not happy about the Spain result.

Didn't expect anything else from the Germany - Poland match except a close match that Germany would win in some unnervingly cheap way. They're jammy gits and I have Danny's permission to say so.