I give up - AKA a little bit about Smackdown and the British tour they showed bits off

After Smackdown, I am forced to note a few things

1) Brock Lesnar is adorable.
2) I will always be a Hulkamaniac even when he's in this crudy angle. To the point where I'm torn as to whether I want him or Piper to win.

3) My liking for Sean O'Haire is undiminished - 'I had nothing to do with it'. So cowardly. So weaselly. So cool.

4) Chris Benoit has no sense of rhythm while dancing.
5) John Cena's face when faced with Guiness is brilliant. I will be laughing about it for weeks to come.

I think I've found a soap, well okay, serial, I like

It's called 'Dream Team' and for those of you not au fait with the backwaters of UK TV, it's based around a football club called Harchester United and all its trials and tribulations.

And the last scene of this season got to me. Phil Wallace (the club chairman) gave away ownership of the club to one of the fans. Then he walked out of the stadium with everyone else, took of his shirt and tie, and faded away into the crowd.

It was beautifully done.

Except I worry that he's the one that killed Patrick Stone. He's definitely on the suspects list.

Him, Fletch, Tash's Dad, Tash (but I'm not sure whether she had the opportunity). It's got to be one of them.

Okay so I am now hooked on a serial that stoops to depths in a manner that wrestling fans will recognise.

Oh please let it not be him. He was sweet.

Later with Jools Holland (and a few other bits and pieces)

I knew there was something I meant to write.

Lou Reed was on Jools Holland. And he was chatting to Jools by the piano, and was most cool.

He was being all complementary about everyone else. It was sweet and whimsical as Later tends to be.

He played one track off 'The Raven' or whatever the Poe thing was, called 'Song for Atermisa' or something similar. And then 'Perfect Day'. Complete with his yoga guru (does yoga have gurus, 'cause if not, I've used the wrong word again) doing Tai Chi to it.

Major sign that this was Later, that all seemed perfectly reasonable.

The Vines were on. I like the bass player and the drummer, it's just the singer I want to garotte.

Kings of Leon and Goldfrapp were blah.

McKay (who's new, and does this who slinky, funky RnB thing) was very good.

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Oh yeah, and I saw the Metallica Icon thingy. I'm not a 'Tallica fan, but I do wish they'd have left the songs alone. I didn't see Sum 41, but of the people I did see, Korn were the only ones who put up anything like a reasonable performance.

I'm not entirely certain what it was the Avril was singing (enunciate more clearly dear girl), but I'm pretty certain that from what James Hetfield was saying it isn't a female-orientated song. I'm also of the opinion that girls who don't have strong enough voices for me to hear what they are singing shouldn't be allowed to cover metal songs.

Oh and does someone want to tell Lars Ullrich that air drumming to your own songs sets new levels of nerdiness.

Quiz I forgot to do earlier, pinched from Morikar

Which ECW female are you?

Hee hee. Okay this probably suits me more than Lita, due to my reputation. I don't know how but I have a reputation for being a psycho.

Fic Witterings

Just remembered why I love the writing the 'kisses' series. In how many other fics can I get away with having protection rackets, stripping and drug dealing, all in the first page.

Of course, the disclaimer is going to have to be a work of art.