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Okay what with the sheer amount of WTF! happenings recently it is nigh on impossible to make a comment about the WWE without it being a spoiler. However, here is an attempt.

If amid all the comings and goings Sting felt compelled to turn up, I would mark the heck out!

Football re: hooliganism

I am actually of the opinion that english football hooligans should be allowed, nay indeed forced to go to the Turkey match, if only because the Turkish fans would wipe the floor with them.

PRIMAL SCREAM TIME

She called Benoit a hack.

A HACK I TELL YOU!

And she was saying that Rhyno doesn't seem to have the same oomph any more. Well no shit, he's just back off some serious neck surgery.

And yes, I know it's not nice to talk behind someone's back but it's either scream in here or go atomic over there.

Euro 2004 qualifiers, mainly England v Turkey

But first. Dear Mr. Nedved, Pavel sir, I go off people just as easily as I start liking them. I am at present holding you responsible for organising the 4-0 drubbing of the Austrian football team.

Now back to the main event:

Missed the build up because I was watching Hollywood Sciene, a new programme which tests the scientific viability of Hollywood stunts. It's a lot better than it sounds, plus Robert Llweyllen is one of the presenters. Just in case I've spelt his name wrong, he played Kryten in Red Dwarf.

Which means I missed the particulars of the referee. Who put on the most diabolical refereeing performance since that Ecudorian nitwit in the World Cup, except I think this one was due to ineptitude rather than corruption.

Okay fine book Beckham for relatiating, except that means you have to book little Imre when he does it too. (BTW we're talking seriously little with Imre, he's good but dirty) And the goal that wasn't was saved by a hand, and the first penalty appeal should have been while the second actual penalty shouldn't have been.

And I loved the melee mid-way through the first half. Everyone was involved except the goalies, and Tugay who was standing to one side laughing about it. I <3 Tugay.

I can suddenly see why they rave over Rooney, although I still think Roonaldo is taking it a little too far.

And with the introduction of Darius Vassell it meant that Aston Villa were the only team with a player on both sides. Quite mindboggling. That is of course if Alpay is daining to play for us. He's an idiot.

And I may or may not have jumped round like a funky gibbon when Vassell scored. Darius, Darius, Darius.

What the frell is up with the way that Garth Crookes pronounces Darius? I think everyone else agreed that it dar-e-us, not daar-i-us.

Poor Tugay looked so upset over losing. Oh well. Not much you could have done about it mate.

Both Calamity James (who's name will have to be changed to Capability James, if any of my friends get the reference) and Rustuu had really good games. Some of the saves that James got were superb, and Rustuu couldn't be faulted for either of the goals. He was unsighted by a defender for the first and the second was a penalty so that was up to the Gods to decide.

Was there a blade of grass that Beckham didn't touch? Sorry, I may make fun of him, but I don't debate his work rate.

Thar he blows, and that was it.