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I was having a good old fashioned sunday evening think (okay, more like monday morning, but still) and I was puzzled.

What happens if you're a security guard at an airport and your checking a woman and she's got a bulge somewhere women don't have. If you catch my drift.

I mean, is there a protocol for this? Inquiring minds want to know.

And yes, my marbles have rolled far, far away.

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I feel this may used a lot. And I look a lot like this when I wake up. :)