My weekend, it is boring

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Gooooo Shawn.
Okay, Batista, that counts as way TMI.
However, I like the way he looks perpetually amused at something.

Women's steel cage match wheeee.
And of course Lita was in it. I realise various smarks are bitter about this but guess who has the extreme female gimmick - Lita. Please don't complain about one of the few times WWE makes sense.
Plus of course the opponent had to be Victoria, she has a psycho gimmick.


I realise a lot of people, mainly blokes, say that they ought to get rid of the women's division and that no one watches wrestling just for them. I have to disagree with them because if Beaumont Hall is anything to go by, the women are they only thing they actively enjoy. Explaination - people kept walking past, the minute Lita was mentioned there was a deluge of people in the TV room. Followed by a discussion of quite how cool Lita was, that Victoria was better looking, that it didn't matter because Lita was the coolest thing on planet Earth and [spoiler]


Matt Hardy was scum for interfering in her match and hurting Lita.

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I'm telling you, the guys were so into this match it was scary.



Could Bischoff have hired less attractive showgirls?

I now have high expectations of RVD v Orton since Orton and Sgt. Slaughter managed to put on an entertaining little match. RVD to the rescue.
Dear Sgt. Slaughter, Randy is tall, skinny and has short brown hair.
RVD is shorter, more voluptuous and has a ponytail.
Please note this difference.

I shouldn't laugh at the midget match. But I can't help it. Plus Bischoff and the Hurricane are very funny together. And Rosey, well he made me giggle too.

Val and Lance trying to play it cool. And promptly being interupted by catch the midget. Love them. And the girls could act. Plus Val in a black shirt = yum.

I really worry about the way Matt's mind works that the first thing he thought about was sex. Yo Matt there's a limit to the number of things they can make you do. This is not porn. Despite Val's better efforts.

Wheeeee! Cade! The boy has a cheeky, mischevious streak. I think I have to add him to the people I will mark out for.
There's a rumour that there were three other participants in the match, but I choose to ignore it ;)

Quite what is the world title match doing so early on in RAW?
It wasn't too bad. Even with the chaos. And Kane randomly beating Goldberg up.

I was laughing so hard at the whole HHH, Kane and Bischoff thing. Very amusing. And damn good bit at the beginning by Eric and HHH.

Okay so why were Test and Steiner RVD's opponents. Or was that just random too? I suppose they're heels so they have to do something.

Really odd end to the midget match. But yes, like everyone else I was reminded of the hardcore belt.

I love Booker T. And I love him shushing the crowd. And it worked. I also love Teddy Long wondering why there were only white showgirls. Ah yes, the sweet smell of continuity.

Okay so Trish is the angel on one of Jericho's shoulders and Bischoff is the devil on the other one. This could get very interesting, say if Eric wanted him to do something for a title shot that Trish disapproved off.

Bra and Panties - which was a lot of fun. Even if Rico in a thong is not exactly my thing. Must say big up to Lillian. I'm finally getting what people see in her.

And for the end match, well I suppose Jericho did more or less behave. Flair's nose looked nasty. As did Shawn's mouth. Dear Shawn, I love you to pieces but less with the bleeding please. Am looking forward to Batista v HBK at Armageddon.



Why the heck is Jay-Z releasing that as a single when there are so many better tracks on the album? In particular, 'Lucifer'.

The new Sean Paul track is sunshine, pure sunshine. I love the man. Although I fear it may not be filth. Edit: On closer listening I might have to re-evaluate that last statement, the filth is less blatent, but I think it's still there ;) Added edit: The reason it's less obvious - it's a cover of a 70s song.

Jamelia 'Superstar' is just a fantastic track, and must be recommended to everyone.

Due to other people wanting to watch the Simpsons, the only people I've seen wrestle on Smackdown in the past two weeks are Akio (or whatever they're calling Jimmy Yang these days), Jamie Knoble, Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit, Shannon Moore, Nathan Jones, Matt Morgan, Eddie Guerrero, Charlie Haas.

I presume Brock and everyone else have actually been doing stuff.
But yes, Shannon gets big points for the last couple of weeks.

Oh and Brock dearest, don't suggest that Benoit won't ever get the belt because, well, the thought haunts me. Yo Vince, please even if I never get to see him win it, give Benoit the belt.
What on Earth is up with Chavo?
Wheeee I do believe that O'Haire actually turned up on SD. Was he actually part of the Battle Royal or was he just there to taunt us fangirls?

Actually looking round when they were all gathered out there at the start I was playing identify the people. I think I saw Kanyon, Spanky (who needs to go back to the big baggy shorts)and Paul London. I'm presuming the guy in the gimp mask was a Basham (which one I can't tell).

There was this guy in the most god awful fluorescent green floppy hat. Now at first I thought it was Chavo, and then later on I saw Chavo and realised it couldn't have been him. So I was confused.

And then I saw that Scotty 2 Hotty was on the list for the battle royal. So I presume it was him. Please excuse me while I make with the marking out!!!!!
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On the fic front various things are coming along, just can someone remind me that I can't write a fic with an "ORGASM" bubble in the style of the "Kapow" bubbles in the old Batman series.

There is good news. For I have finished the next part in the 'Kisses' series. And yes, it kind of works, even if it's not what I intended. Now just to finish the next two before I'm fifty.

And James's birthday fic before he too is fifty.
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The Darkness have entitled their Christmas tour the 'Elf Hazard tour'. I love them.