Yearly WIP Round-Up

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Delayed comment_fic - "Buffy is sooo doomed."

Stuck lgbtfest fic - "Wonderful Jenny, who'd been as trapped by her past as he was his, but in a completely different way." Which is stuck but I am not sure how to unstick it. Which is annoying because it's nearly done.

Giles/Ethan fic - "There was a rasp to Ethan's voice when he spoke again, but he didn't seem to have learnt his lesson because he started mouthing off again."

Yet more Giles/Ethan fic - "He'd have to hope that Ethan wouldn't return and that the "Be Seeing You" card was just him trying to wind Giles up." Might actually be finished but needs tidying. It lacks vital spark.




Before The Impossible Planet - "Which was often, Scooti was new to this, Ben and Ida were incapable of following orders and Dani dithered."

Much delayed Porn Battle Ninth Doctor/Simm Master fic - “'You didn’t run,' he shouted. 'For the only time in your stupid life, you didn’t run.'" As you may have guessed, the problem is that it has deviated from the prompt.

Delayed lgbtfest fic - "The Corsair was still in his second body when the Doctor first knew him."

Jossed River/11th Doctor fic - "'It’s a lot easier than my real name.'"

Eleventh Doctor and the Master fic, "And she'll help him tell Rory; although he thinks Rory will be much easier to explain this to, Rory asks fewer questions."

Stuck River fic, "They're so wonderfully impractical." Which will require me watching the Time of Angels two-parter again if I can find my DVDs.




Delayed OPI colour fic - "Not for medical treatment, she understands that you don't want a colleague as your doctor, but she'd like to offer them a friendly ear."

McGonagall as Headmistress fic - "She hadn't chosen them deliberately."

What was supposed to be a Teddy Lupin fic which has turned into a George Weasley fic - "Teddy is double checking everything else the spell has already supposedly totted up just in case."




Book Holmes:

Delayed lgbtfest fic, that I need to find one of my science books for - "In keeping with Holmes's belief that extraneous information would merely hinder his abilities as a consulting detective, most of the chemical matter that he concerned himself with could be applied to his cases."

RDJ Holmes:

When Chambermaids Were More Amenable, Holmes/Adler - "She kissed his jawline, straining against where his hands held hers against the wardrobe wall."

Sherlock:

Avoidance, much delayed post-Reichenbach fic which relies upon me finding time to rewatch Sherlock season two - "Only without saying vital words like, 'I'm sorry', because Holmes's don't apologise."

Delayed lgbtfest Irene Adler fic, which will be glorious, if I ever finish it, "She finds herself imagining what different implements would sound like against his skin, how they would feel, how it would feel."

Mycroft's Schooldays - "'Spare me the lecture, Mycroft, I've had it from the Housemaster and Mr. Jenkins already.'"




Iron Man:

Much delayed lgbtfest fic - "'Anyway, what's the point in being Tony Stark if I can't do the things I want to do.'"

Thor:

Fic set after the first Avengers film - "And yet, when the Furies came, it still came as a shock to both of them." I really need to find a Norse equivalent of the Furies.

Thoroughly jossed Thor fic - "Foolish but honest, he treated her as a lady of her station and her achievements warranted, and asked for no special kindnesses beyond her friendship."




Perpetually stuck Awesome Ladies fic - "And it's true, she has many better things to do with her time, especially as she is presently back on Earth for the first time in years, and can therefore indulge in her fondness for ferns."




Untitled lgbtfest fic - "Humans can only be completely serious for so long before something snaps, and it's better to get it out of your system than to hold it all in and ... well see Alex, see Suzie."

Delayed Porn Battle Jack/Owen fic. Stuck because Owen. "However, due to circumstances, and occasionally altered states of mind, he’s less sure of when he came across them, and whether the necessary equipment is in the archive or in his memories alone."

Yet more lgbtfest fic - "Not like *that*, well, not really, but not like they would have reacted if she'd been from London and white."




Curious Effects of Memory, the Punk and Jericho fic which is now called 'All These Places I Remember' - "And there was always a bug going round."

Swings and Roundabouts, which I will finish, damn it, because I have finally got it unstuck - "Our landlord was alright but the one thing he really didn't like was smoking indoors, and hey, I was trying to be better, a resolution I'd made while I was thinking in the kitchen." Help, it's growing again!

Much delayed BG James/Billy Gunn fic, but hey, at least it has a title now - "He wanted to, oh how he wanted to, but Billy’s house was enemy territory and he was too concerned with keeping what he’d salvaged from before to let Billy in to his home."

All Our Fathers, in which Randy is unspeakable, as per - "If John didn't want Randy to hurt his Dad, then he shouldn't have his Dad at ringside."

Delayed lgbtfest ODB+Tara fic - "It's not flirting, it's being friendly, and no-one she hugs ever takes it as being anything else."

Opera's much delayed birthday fic - “If I’d known you looked that good in your underwear, I’d have had you doing all your duties in nothing but.”

Crimson/Morgan 2, which is sort of a sequel to a fic I haven't finished but has spun off in its own merry way - "He's been a fighter in a place with no referees, and he will not lose this."

The first of the two Crimson/Morgan fics, which will be really easy to write, if I can come up with a way of linking the first and second parts to the third and fourth parts, "'Fuck off, Shelley.'"

50 Kinky Ways fic:

6-Restraints - which is annoyingly stuck - "He could feel her relaxing into his fingers, tension melting away along with her uncertainty."

10-Candlewax - "If he saw a single thing that looked like an altar, he was out of here." This may come under fun fic rather than successfully kinky (and I don't care, because the idea is glorious).

32-Branding - "Unfortunately, his brain, and other parts, zoned in on Kane's hands." See also, crack, glorious crack.




Delayed lgbtfest fic where I hated the prompt so this is spite fic - "She did actually love her girlfriend, really, no matter that the writing was probably on the wall about them as an item, and she didn't want to see that moment, the one you got when you told the wrong person that you were a mutant, and there'd be this look of hatred in their eyes that they couldn't hide."

Shapeshifting, what is supposed to be an Angel/Mystique PWP but keeps gaining character bits - "Angel didn’t laugh at her, which was a mercy."

Stuck Gambit post-Wolverine: Origins canon-welding fic - "Someone had cared about that, and it had hurt Remy deeply."




Alexander the Great, version 1 - "Peter knew Alex wouldn't believe them, not really, but he also knew that when the fit was on Alex that anything was possible."

Alexander the Great, version 2 - "Tall *and* quiet, it made Kostas unique in the family."

Untitled Mummy 3 lgbtfest fic - "Maybe half of it's deliberate, because he is a grown man now and doesn't need a babysitter. Or two. With guns!" Stuck because it means I have to rewatch the Mummy 3 and no-one wants to do that.

Untitled Hamlet lgbtfest fic - "They had both been spending far too much time with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, who had a talent for turning the most innocuous phrase ribald, even if the topic hadn't been what it was."

Much jossed Chuck fic - "Chuck seemed more furious about this than Stamford." Stuck but stuck further on than before.

Hobbit AU comment_fic, which expands and then sticks at various points, "Balin dealt with it better than Dwalin, but then again, it was Dwalin's house they were staying in, and it's a thing to be accused of being a corrupt traitor under your own roof by a guest." It is once again in one of its stuck phases.

GI Joe (film) lgbtfest fic - "Heavy Duty was not looking impressed, even less than usual." stuck.

Trance (film) pornbattle fic - "Why he's not got the sense to know that gambling is a fools' game is beyond Franck." Which is going to go nasty and dark!

Perpetually stuck Awesome Ladies Firefly fic - "It wouldn't do."

Perpetually stuck Awesome Ladies Miss Marple fic - "Dottie Hayridge got onto her bike left foot first when she was angry, but only ever when she was angry."

Heinz Mayonaise advert fic - "Artie was trying to play the gracious host, as though he just didn't get that the reason Angelo came over was to help him, not to take up more of his time."

James Bond fic - "Bond's only thought was of escape." I just need to get round to watching Die Another Day again, because I suspect my fic has a huge continuity error.

Delayed Gundam Wing lgbtfest fic - "There is no danger there."

Yes, Minister lgbtfest fic - ""Quite correct, Bernard." That was Sir Humphrey."

Very delayed Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy fic - "He found no spies, but a couple of useful sources."

Last of the Summer Wine lgbtfest fic - "And ferocious."

Untitled Shadow Line fic - "It's more difficult than he expects, he been doing it for so long that it's second nature."

Untitled Being Human fic whose disclaimer will have to be a work of art, if I ever manage to finish it - "Stop Herrick, and stop George from doing that to himself."


No fics have got finished but one has moved into the never going to finish pile, temporarily, because all that fic needs is a canon-rewatch but I don't have the canon at all, never mind my usual lack of time.