Rerun of a silly meme

Take the first lines of your last ten stories and run each of them through Translation Party until they reach equilibrium, or until the program gives up on you. Post the results.

Edited to add - had to use 'BadTranslator' (http://ackuna.com/badtranslator) instead because Translation Party seems to have been borked by Bing. BadTranslator is different because it runs through several languages rather than just one.

( The Merry Misadventures of Translators )